Donald Trump Has Just Left The White House for Good

The BBQ Pit
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I’m my personal opinion, this is a Good thing.

My opinion may be skewed though, as I was banned from Twitter for telling @realDonaldTrump to “Go Fuck Yourself, Donald!”. To be fair, I can’t even remember which of his more than a thousand felonies it was related to. Twitter said it was “harassment” and against TOS… and even though I thought it was covered under free speech, they banned my account permanently. (Any chess game where you sacrifice a knight to checkmate a king is a win though, right?)

Anyway… he’s gone now.

“Thoughts?”

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Donald who?

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Next stop, the Big House.

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:notes: I see a prison door and want it painted white…:notes:

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I think he got me convfefe once…

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If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…

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Fuck that guy and the damage he did to the country, our reputation, the environment, our democracy, immigrants, and our people. I will praise him for the damage he’s done to the Republican Party, though.

With that, I hope to evict him from my brain as well. Looking forward to not knowing what the president is up to daily!

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Congratulations. You did it.

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May he take all the bad with him and leave it for good.

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Did the door hit him in the ass on the way out?

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Lots of people helped & it was a Whole Lotta Work. the work isn’t done either, as there is a Whole Lot of police corruption that needs to be combed out; everything from One Police Plaza moles to uniform supply shops that get the scum cop wanna-bees their ‘gear’.

That said, it’s Extra Special coming from you!

(So, what are you celebrating with? A highball…? Cheers…! )

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What did the door do to deserve that?

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The door is innocent. That’s why we don’t want it to hit him.

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“Free at last, Free at last, Thank God almighty we are free at last.”

–MLK

[To be clear, I reference that quote from the American citizens’ perspective, hoping that it will be antithetical to the near future of the Cheeto-Faced Shit-Gibbon (CFSG)]

“It’s morning again in America !”

[Also, probably not what Ronald Reagan was referring to, but I’m guessing he would have loathed CFSG, And Company]

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Sure its covered under free speech. Did you get a government fine or penalty? Nope.
Free speech.

Twitter as a private publisher has no obligation to publish you ( yeah yeah, not technically a publisher but let’s not dupe our selves with DotCom sophistry)
Thankfully also no obligation to publish the fat Orange cretin either

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We’ve gone from “mourning” to “morning”, and all we had to do was subtract “U”, Donnie.

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I’m reminded of the 50 year old National Lampoon comedy album, “The Missing Whitehouse Tapes” and Billy Graham administering Richard Nixon’s swearing out ceremony (Which I can still recite from memory)

“God damn you, Richard Nixon. Richard Nixon, you son of a bitch. Get the hell out of here. You lied your ass off. Fuck off!”

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How big was his crowd at the airport? He was inviting people 5 at a time.

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Not sure; I heard most people passed.
( Rudy! Stop trying to blame it on the dog. )

So, wherever Duh Donald is going now, his plane’s call sign changes in about 20 minutes.
If there’s any justice, it’ll switch over to “Cheeto-One”.

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I hope those 5 people brought friends…