He claimed to have seen bodies falling from the WTC. From four miles away.
He said the celebrations were on TV.
Donald Trump: eyes like an eagle, hair like a troll doll, fingers like a toddler.
I hope Trump lives forever. This shit just never gets old.
Stranger
It was just a joke.
He and Lepage have teamed up today for a rally in Bangor, Maine. I’m sure they are both going to go on racist, lie-filled rants.
Hillary is responsible for ISIS! Fact.
There are 10’s of thousands of Syrians coming to the US! Fact.
Aside: It might be interesting to start a thread collecting every non-sensical string of verbal vomit that comes out of that orange buffoon’s pie hole. But who could keep up?
Is there some cable channel now that broadcasts this stuff? The Donald’s lie there on the 12th was no where close to the fringe, the pitching wedge was the right choice IMEIO. I sure as hell couldn’t putt from that particular lie.
Playing a round of golf every day is an important qualification to be President.
It can’t be proven to be a lie, but seriously- does anyone really believe the Bible is Trump’s favorite book?
Of course the Bible is his favorite book, if by the Bible he means The Art of the Deal.
Of course… That Pilate guy, he’s a winner. He runs things. He crucifies losers, really… he absolutely crucifies them. And he has the biggest, cleanest hands in the world. It’s amazing how clean his hands are.
Winners don’t get crucified. Winners stand there, look at the whole world, all four corners, and they make a deal. They make tell best deal, and they run things. That’s how it works. They make a deal with the foreign prince, who, by the way, is great at deals, he makes amazing deals, he’s embarrassing us, he makes a deal with this prince, who might be Muslim, and he becomes king. No crucifixion.
Well, it’s not like anyone asked him publicly “Hey Trump, do you like to get high on generic Dexedrine?” and he said “No,” but this is worth a look if only for the opening gif.
This is Too Funny. Never mind the facts regarding the latest Benghazi report. And its sponsored by the NRA, America’s Bilge Pump for bad ideas. How special.
The ad was filmed in a federal cemetery in violation of federal rules on political campaigning on public lands.
And Herod! He was tough and strong. You have to be strong. You have to- I mean, he went after the families. He did. You have to. Bethlehem was a total disaster, it was out of control, it was- look, it was a stronghold of the insurgents, OK. And he went in and killed all the kids. That’s what you have to do. Go after the families. And we’re going to look into that. We’re talking about lots of things.
C’mon, someone do Lot and his daughters.
Nah, they were good people. Real salt of the earth.
Isn’t that what got those two town destroyed?
Couldn’t be. His name isn’t in it.
Have you stayed in a Trump hotel and looked in the nightstand drawer?
Trump Condoms?
Jesus, Rick. The board is gonna need a lot more hamsters.