Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

I’m budding!

They waterboarded me!

That ain’t water…

“Think that’s a cry? THIS is a cry! I have the best cry faces in the world! Loser baby. Sad, so sad.”

So Donald is mad that Hillary “wasn’t classy” and talked about him in her acceptance speech. But since she did talk about him, she should have at least congratulated him on his historic primary win. No class.

And right after saying all that, he congratulated her on her historic primary win. Oh, wait, that didn’t happen.

Trump is now claiming Hillary and the Dems are rigging the debate schedule against him… the very debates that were scheduled almost a year ago.

[QUOTE=@realDonaldJTrump]
As usual, Hillary & the Dems are trying to rig the debates so 2 are up against major NFL games. Same as last time w/ Bernie. Unacceptable!
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How does a guy this stupid make it this far in a presidential election? Seriously. And how has his campaign not taken control of his fucking Twitter account?

Donald Trump reacts to the general election results.

Here is another real dumb answer from Trump, compared to what a real presidential one really does.

Apparently, the original story has been retracted for lack of evidence that Trump had any briefings before the speech, among other things.

Cry at my rally? Get 'em outta here, get 'em outta here.

Trump has Tim Kaine confused with Tom Kean.

Trump’s CIA briefings will be more of a tutorial.

Morell even had to add “if”. :rolleyes:

Did Trump leak classified information less than a day after receiving it?

The problem seems to be that no one can be sure if it is classified information or if Trump just pulled this shit out of his ass as he is wont to do.

This has been retracted. Never mind!

Trump accuses Clinton of trying to ‘rig’ debates that were set 10 months ago

NFL games? Seriously?

I believe this fits in neatly with the narrative offered by several brilliant and insightful Dopers that Trump will find a way to bail out of the debates. Remember, he doesn’t need a good reason, just a reason.

And Clinton was so looking forward to debating an empty hair.

Trump starts and ends Colorado Springs speech by ripping the local fire marshal

According to Trump, he’s “sacrificed” a lot by hiring people and having “tremendous success”.

The fire marshal responds.

So the Trump campaign basically screwed up (shock!) by overselling tickets and/or going cheap on the size of the room they rented, then he blames a public servant just doing his job. Priceless.