I’m budding!
They waterboarded me!
That ain’t water…
“Think that’s a cry? THIS is a cry! I have the best cry faces in the world! Loser baby. Sad, so sad.”
So Donald is mad that Hillary “wasn’t classy” and talked about him in her acceptance speech. But since she did talk about him, she should have at least congratulated him on his historic primary win. No class.
And right after saying all that, he congratulated her on her historic primary win. Oh, wait, that didn’t happen.
Trump is now claiming Hillary and the Dems are rigging the debate schedule against him… the very debates that were scheduled almost a year ago.
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As usual, Hillary & the Dems are trying to rig the debates so 2 are up against major NFL games. Same as last time w/ Bernie. Unacceptable!
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How does a guy this stupid make it this far in a presidential election? Seriously. And how has his campaign not taken control of his fucking Twitter account?
Donald Trump reacts to the general election results.
Here is another real dumb answer from Trump, compared to what a real presidential one really does.

A *Guardian *reporter is claiming that Trump just said, “we pay rent for our base to Saudi Arabia”. Now, we supposedly do not have a base in Saudi Arabia, and have not had one for 13 years. So, either:
1-On his first day of receiving intelligence briefings he released classified documents,or
2-He’s claiming present tense for something that has not been true for 13 years.Either way, he has just damaged our relations with the Middle East.
Apparently, the original story has been retracted for lack of evidence that Trump had any briefings before the speech, among other things.

Cry at my rally? Get 'em outta here, get 'em outta here.
Trump has Tim Kaine confused with Tom Kean.
Her running mate Tim Kaine, who by the way did a terrible job in New Jersey – first act he did in New Jersey was ask for a $4 billion tax increase and he was not very popular in New Jersey and he still isn’t

A *Guardian *reporter is claiming that Trump just said, “we pay rent for our base to Saudi Arabia”. Now, we supposedly do not have a base in Saudi Arabia, and have not had one for 13 years.
Trump’s CIA briefings will be more of a tutorial.
Michael Morell, a former deputy CIA director … said the session with Clinton will likely “delve into issues deeply and … be a dialogue between the briefers and the secretary.”
In Trump’s case, he said, the briefing will be “more of a tutorial, more of a first cut at the issues, with the need to provide history and background on issues — if he approaches the briefing with an open mind and a willingness to learn.”
“This difference is simply because the secretary is starting at a much greater level of understanding based on her experience working these issues, her experience working with the IC and her knowledge of the IC judgments,” Morell said. “Trump will be starting at square one.”
Morell even had to add “if”. :rolleyes:
Did Trump leak classified information less than a day after receiving it?
The problem seems to be that no one can be sure if it is classified information or if Trump just pulled this shit out of his ass as he is wont to do.

Did Trump leak classified information less than a day after receiving it?
The problem seems to be that no one can be sure if it is classified information or if Trump just pulled this shit out of his ass as he is wont to do.
This has been retracted. Never mind!
Trump accuses Clinton of trying to ‘rig’ debates that were set 10 months ago
Donald Trump is accusing Hillary Clinton and the Democrats of trying to stifle viewership for the presidential debates by scheduling them during NFL games this fall.
But the three presidential - and one vice presidential - debates were scheduled in September 2015 by the same private, non-partisan commission that has organized presidential debates since 1988.
NFL games? Seriously?
I believe this fits in neatly with the narrative offered by several brilliant and insightful Dopers that Trump will find a way to bail out of the debates. Remember, he doesn’t need a good reason, just a reason.

I believe this fits in neatly with the narrative offered by several brilliant and insightful Dopers that Trump will find a way to bail out of the debates. Remember, he doesn’t need a good reason, just a reason.
And Clinton was so looking forward to debating an empty hair.
Trump starts and ends Colorado Springs speech by ripping the local fire marshal
“We have thousands of people in a room next door,” he said. “We have thousands of people trying to get in and we have a fire marshal that says ‘No, we can’t allow more people in.'”
Trump said it was “so unfair” to those who couldn’t make it inside the 1,500-capacity auditorium.
Toward the end of his hourlong speech, Trump again circled back and lit up the fire marshal.
“He’s probably a Democrat,” Trump said. “Probably a guy that doesn’t get it.”
According to Trump, he’s “sacrificed” a lot by hiring people and having “tremendous success”.
Pressed by Stephanopoulos to name the sacrifices he’d made for his country, Trump said: “I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard. I’ve created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs, built great structures. I’ve had tremendous success. I think I’ve done a lot.”

So the Trump campaign basically screwed up (shock!) by overselling tickets and/or going cheap on the size of the room they rented, then he blames a public servant just doing his job. Priceless.