Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

That again!

“I was viciously attacked by that baby at my rally. Am I not allowed to respond?”

He was jealous of the baby’s giant hands.

Yesterday, Trump said in USA Today that Ivanka would never have put up with being sexually harrassed, because she’s too strong to take it (also too rich to worry about not working, but, whatever.) Now today younger son Eric doubles down: “Strong women can’t be harrassed.”

The ass doesn’t fall far from the hole.

The crazy thing about the baby incident is that he started off handling it well, and even when he first said “just kidding, you can go,” it was funny - or would have been if he had reiterated that he was joshing her. It’s like the rational part of Trump was actively warring with the narcissist who can’t handle anybody else in the room diverting attention away from him.

“OK, that baby was put there by Hillary, right? The fix is in people, you can believe me. That was probably a Muslim baby. Do you want the terrorists to win? We won’t stand for this. I’ve heard people say that babies can be terrorists. I would not say that. But you know it’s true.”

The baby incident is bizarre. For a minute, he looked human. He waved and told the mom not to worry, and said the baby was beautiful, and everyone applauded. That should be pretty much an instinctive response from any decent adult. Then, 30 seconds later he’s saying he was only kidding and of course he doesn’t want a crying baby in the room. The fuck? “Ha! Fooled you! I really am still a giant asshole!!”

Your last clean shirt, gotta go to work in ten minutes. Hold the baby. What does the baby do?

Solar energy is too expensive and wind turbines kill birds.

Flying? More like blundering.

Trump should bring this up during the next “Play nice with Megyn Kelly” interview.

I’ve read the transcript of Eric Trump’s comments three times now and honestly I can’t understand what the hell he’s saying.

So yeah, like father, like son. I think.

Shit the hostage.

I am so stealing this -

A woman at a Pence rally stated that she was the mother of a military man, and asked how Pence, a military father, could tolerate Trump’s continued attacks on veterans. She was loudly booed by the audience. To Pence’s credit, he shushed the crowd and said “That’s what freedom looks like, and that’s what freedom sounds like.” Then he went on to say how much Trump loves the military and veterans. :rolleyes:

Yeah, the military lover who accused US soldiers of looting the Iraqi treasury and taking the money home with them.

You didn’t hear the little voice-over in Pence’s head:

“Trump loves the military and veterans (votes)”

IIRC, it was soldiers in charge of American money, brought there to make settlements/payoffs to Iraqis, that he accused.

Yeah, he loves Americans in the military. Their parents? Eh, fuck them.