Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

Conway doesn’t really have an idea how to make it a race. She was a good hire, because she’s much better at non-answering questions than that Katrina Fuckstick.

Katrina could never keep her shit together long enough to keep from sinking into the quicksand. Conway keeps dribbling the ball until her interlocutor gives up, which is usually only two tries. People knew Katrina was a dumb shit, so they didn’t make it easy for her. Conway looks them right in the eye with the look that says, I can do this all night, you’re not getting the ball.

Goebbels would be so proud.

There has to be a balance to the messaging. Right now they’ve overweighted to how unacceptable Trump is. They need to match that negative message of why not Trump with positive messaging why Clinton is a good choice.

But maybe don’t go with the “most qualified candidate in American history” line. Kiiiiinda full of crap.

The cross tabs in this recent PPP poll contain comedy gold.

50% of Hispanics have a higher opinion of bubonic plague than of Donald Trump. An additional 22% aren’t sure. Similar numbers among African-Americans.

Other things that Hispanics and African-Americans have a higher opinion of than Trump include: junk mail, bed bugs, personal injury lawyers, and middle seats on airplanes.

Interestingly, 2% of Donald Trump supporters have a higher opinion bubonic plague than Donald Trump with and additional 6% unsure. Do you think these are real beliefs or evidence of people screwing with the pollster?

Gee, I wonder why Trump is not getting the Hispanic vote ?

He is currently north of Seattle for a rally in Everett tonight. The local Q13 Fox affiliate was interviewing people on the street waiting to get in and those who are protesting. A young woman (Hispanic, LGBT, and with a Mexican flag draped over her back) was saying how she did not support Trump because of his stance on immigration and LBGT issues and how he brings out the hate in his supporters. Just as she said this a Trump supporter walked behind her and told her to wipe her ass with her flag.

Missed the deadline to include the clip that was posted to Twitter:

I oink to nothing! No matter how my opponents try to smear me.

Well, he gets points for perfect timing to prove her point, I suppose.

OK, so Trump is thinking of going to Mexico tomorrow, before his Phoenix speech. This will do wonders to boost his vote in the critical cities of Juarez, Chihuahua, and Mexico City.

Or he’s just stocking up on pinatas.

But that’s not even the craziest thing to happen tonight! PPP has released a poll that shows 31% of Trump’s supporters want an ‘Atlantic Wall’ to keep Muslims out.

Or taco bowls.

Because the Muslims are …swimming here?

“I love the poorly educated.”

Taco bowls? Not in Mexico. “Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics.”

Can we find some way to make him stay there? You know, just until we figure out what is going on.

Not receiving a 21-taco-bowl salute from the President of Mexico? Sad.

The Mexico trip actually makes good campaign sense. He was invited (as was Clinton) and, after his back-and-forth with Mexican political figures during the primary, it makes it look as though he’s being serious about his policy. We’re hitting the part of the campaign when candidates start making foreign trips (though I think Clinton said she didn’t plan to – not that she needs more foreign bonafides)

Now, of course, if he says something dumb or President Nieto tells the press “Trump assured me that he won’t build any wall and will allow amnesty for all Mexicans in the US” after the meeting then that’s another story.

Fuck it–let’s just go ahead and build a dome that encloses the entire country.

Steve Bannon: The left doesn’t like conservative women because they aren’t dykes who attended Seven Sisters schools.