Donald Trump's 2016 General Election Campaign

He said on ABC News last night that he has to have his “Make America Great Again” hats made in China because he can’t find a company in the US to make them. That’s such an obvious lie.

I read that he was using a dreaded teleprompter.

As you mentioned earlier, she really is amazing! Trump makes the case that she is not just amazing, but, quite possibly, omnipotent:

…and so on. WOW! Hillary Clinton has not only been holding down full-time jobs (Senator, Secretary of State), but she has exercised ABSOLUTE POWER over our relations with China, the Middle East, and our inner cities! This is a woman whose managerial skills have to be nearly godlike!

The Presidency would be a step down for her! She’ll handle it without breaking a sweat!

If I hadn’t been convinced before, Trump has succeeded in convincing me now: Hillary Clinton would make a great President!

There are two perfect anti-Trump ads, right there. (Each makes an excellent point.)

I understood his campaign swag is made in the U.S.
His regular clothing and accessories line is made overseas in several countries.

And a coffee shop.

No, they specifically mentioned his campaign hats.

Granted, most of the harm that’s been done to the Trump campaign is based on lies. The problem for Trump is that this has consisted of videos of him telling them.

As much as I hate defending the Orange-American:
Snopes says nope.
Inside the Southern California factory that makes the Donald Trump hats

Also

  1. I’m smart for giving Hillary money
  2. She is evil for taking my money.

Please don’t insult homeopathy unnecessarily. Homeopathic medicines are not laced with shit. Trump’s politics is.

It’s like a new Chuck Norris-esque game: Hillary Clinton allowed twisters to touch down in red states. A coincidence? – Thanks to Hillary Clinton your psoriasis is the worst its ever been!

Hillary Clinton, the most interesting candidate in the world. Stay partisan, my friends.

I heard Hillary Clinton can wipe servers clean with her mind!

Hillary Clinton was in a foreign country. She gave money to a beggar in the street and the country’s economy collapsed!

I can do that too. Or at least I can erase whatever file I really really need.

Then why would Trump himself say he searched high and low for a US company to make his hats, before settling for Chinese hats?

I had a hard drive crash that cost me a file that immediately required 9 hours of recreation… and I have heard nothing about Hillary’s whereabouts at that time. Sure she had a donor breakfast and a late night rally in the same city, but in the middle of the day, when my drive mysteriously crashed? She was “meeting with advisors.”

Yeah, right. I think we all know the truth here.

Trump’s getting good grades for today’s non-spittle-flecked speech.

He was talking about his Trump brand that’s been around for some years. I didn’t hear the NBC interview mentioned so he may have slipped up (either misspoke or confessed).

This is what I found. He’s saying he gets them in the US, though it’s very slightly muddled:

Because he’s a total idiot, and actually has NO IDEA AT ALL where his campaign hats were made. He should have read the Snopes page. Oh, I forgot, Snopes is run by Godless liberals.

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