Don't Bump This Thread!

If you bump in anapests, it sounds like galloping.

Not that I’m going to provide the graphic.

Bump.

Bump bump BUMP bump bump BUMP bump bump BUMP

Iamb thinking this is getting silly. And very bumpy.

I’d comment, but I don’t wanna make anapest of myself.

Poetic feets, don’t fail me now! Bump.

Poe me, I thought you’d be Raven about it.

Thanks.
I can do Pyrrhic - - BUMP BUMP.

Oh hell. Let’s just bump.

A Saturday morning bump.

A Saturday afternoon bump.

A “where has this day gone?” bump.

A “naps on weekends are nice” bump.

A “naps ANY day are nice” bump.

You guys keep making bumpy noises, you’re gonna wake me up from my nap.

Bump.

Go back to sleep.

Bump.

This thread? No bump? Hokay.

Ouch! Digging around and ‘bumped’ my head on this thread.

Beware. I once bumped into bigfoot in this thread.

And I once bumped into a big ferocious bear.

I’ve bumped into everything in this thread.

And many things in this thread have bumped into me.