I went to Blockbuster Video the other night. I’m a pretty big movie fan, and one movie that I haven’t seen yet, that a lot of film fans have, is “Pulp Fiction.” I didn’t know if that was the only movie I was going to get, so I asked a sales woman if she recommended any new movies that had come out. She highly recommended “Mr. Deeds” saying; “YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR HEAD OFF”, and said her favorite movie of all time was “Hard Ball” with Keanu Reeves.
I didn’t want to see any of those So, I picked up “Pulp Fiction” and took it to the register where the same woman was ready to check the video out for me. She was about 35 years old and the manager of the store. Here’s what went down, almost word-for-word:
Me: Hi, found what I wanted?
BB Woman: Ok. Did you find everything OK?
Me: Yep, had you seen this movie?
BBW: Uh… (Looking at it), yes!
Me: What did you think?
BBW: It’s junk! I’m surprised anyone who knows, basically, what it’s about would pay money to rent a movie like this. When I saw it on TV at a friend’s house, I had no idea what it was. My friend’s husband kept it on the whole time I was there, and I had to excuse myself early in the evening because it was so offensive. I don’t even talk to either of them anymore. You’re just sick in the head if you like movies like these.
Me: Ok… could you please put in a bag?
BBW: Why would you want to rent a movie that’s so vile?
Me: Well I obviously don’t look at these types of movies the same way you do.
BBW: You know, I had an aunt that was brutally murdered a long time ago. I guess people who haven’t had something like that happen to them couldn’t understand how truly sick these movies actually are, And how sick people are who enjoy them.
Me: Well, bye!
Ok, if she hated the movie, that’s fine. I mean, I DID ask her what she thought, but what’s with calling people “sick in the head” for enjoying movies like it? Why the fuck does she work at Blockbuster Video!? Why is she telling me about her dead aunt!? I should have known not to ask her about what she thought of the “Pulp Fiction”, knowing the movies she so highly recommended weren’t at all movies I would EVER want to rent. What a jackass!