Howsabout an M60A3 Patton?: Shawn Nelson - Wikipedia
You don’t think a 105mm tube might be overdoing it a bit?
Too much club
In 1992 musician/comedian Heywood Banks put out an album called Treated and Released. The fifth song on the album is called If I had a Bulldozer. The song describes how everyone would treat him with respect if he had a bulldozer, else he would invoke some “justice” with it. The chorus goes, “If I had a diesel rig, With a big old blade, Treads just like a tank, I would have it made, Courtesy would reign, Arguments would cease, 'Cause everyone would know I’d squash them like a cheeeeeeeese!!!”
In 2004 a guy named Marvin Heemeyer virtually destroyed the little town of Granby, Colorado with - you guessed it - a bulldozer. The bulldozer had treads “just like a tank” (see Heywood’s lyrics above). Heemeyer spent 18 months transforming the bulldozer into a tank by welding many layers of steel around it.
And now Barry Swegle has done it… :eek:
See post #2.