I said it was clever, I didn’t say it was true. 
At 2:10, there’s a breaking news alert that the Kid Rock-it has launched for Mars, and some idiot on greenscreen is riding something that looks like an electric guitar, a bottle of whiskey, a dildo, and a block of Sculpey had a baby. The rider is wearing Victoria’s Secret-style black wings and firing a gun off into the distance as the Rock-It goes over Mt. Rushmore and the singer croons about how he’s gonna “soar like an eagle.”
You can’t possibly tell me I’m supposed to take that seriously.