Payne–Your profile is set to hide your e-mail address.
If you’d like, you can send me e-mail. My addy is public! (Unlike my physical expressions of affection.)
Simulpost! 
Speaking of email… Scribble… check yours again…
Oops-I forgot that I had set it that way. It’s fixed now!
If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!
OK, Payne. I’ll e-mail you tonight or tomorrow at some time.
She’s busy 
You’re obviously not…
No… Duct tape freed up my time…
Ah, the handyman’s secret weapon. I got me a roll of that 100 mph aircraft tape–super duct tape. I just need to find something I want to tape up forever, so I can use it.
Rothschild’s Septic and Sewer Sucking Service–we’re number one in number two!
Thanks, Payne. I needed that image. Really.
Psst… Scribble… that was from Red Green again
Now I thought the duct tape took care of you … hmmm…
Well, I’m all out of Red Green quotes, at least until Saturday night, when it comes on again, and I can get more!!
Thanks, Scribble!!
Just popped in quickly to say this:
Ever see that Friends episode where (if memory serves me correctly) Monica says, “Don’t you just hate it when a guy asks you for your phone number, so you give it to him, but then he never calls?” Then Rachel looks puzzled and says, “No, because they always call.” Monica stares at her and mutters, “Bitch.”
I’m enjoying this thread. And regarding that guy who didn’t call you, hey, it’s his loss. You deserve way better.
Gotta go. Have to deodorize my house from the recent skunk attack. My brothers and a couple of friends have just now arrived to help with the cleanup. What a terrific bunch! Got some good advice over at GQ on what to get for that type of problem. I’m just glad the skunk didn’t spray the nursery. My wife is under enough stress as it is preparing for our upcoming blessed event.
RangerDude–Well, I’m glad to know that my angst could bring joy into the life of at least one other Doper. If I have helped a single robin back into it’s nest, if I can get one person–just one person–to strike a loved one, it will all have been worthwhile.
(Yes, I ripped the last part off. But, hey, if you’re gonna steal–steal from the best.)
Argh! That “it’s” should have been “its.”
I’m not really illiterate, you know.
What? Striking people? What do you mean exactly? (and check your email!)
I’d like to know that as well… hmmmm…
Scribble, I hope you don’t think I meant I was enjoying your angst or any emotional pain that jerk had given you. When I said I was enjoying this thread, I meant it was good that you are making lemonade when handed lemons, and that I was glad to see that. You’re enjoying the friendship and good fellowship expressed by those here exchanging comments here in this thread.
Oh, Rangerdude, I was joking. I’ve been enjoying this thread quite a bit, myself.
You have? It brings me joy to hear you say that. 