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Open up thine hands, great aha, and let good luck pour onto me!

well i certainly don’t want any bad luck.
so do i get like 50 wives now and lots of money and a whole bunch of other goodies? or do i just settle for not having any bad luck, in which case, your’e a cheap bastard aha.
:slight_smile: have a nice day.

Let’s see… personal happy birthday thread from Cecil, quoted in the column, potential whopping promotion offered last week… can you top this, aha?

(And if this is a double post, sorry. The computer went a little berzerk a second ago.)

…just in case Aha isn’t some hacker who is planning on sending a computer virus to all those that lurked and didn’t post.

My hair hurts.

I need luck… please!

Who’s gonna clean this gooey Coca-Cola off my screen?

(Memo: Never read Soulsling post with my mouth full)

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smooch for luck

Ia! Ia! Ne stultigu cxiujn! Ne stultigu min!

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Feko! Tro malfrue…

Why do I feel like Alexander Haig when I read these things?
This is not mere perfidity, this is a plot. Someone is out to get me. Don’t tell Aha. He is probably behind it.
Remember, near forget, near forgive.
Those of you who can be trusted will reveive the password and secret decoder ring by email.

You know this, how?

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there is no way in hell that i am going to post on such a completely moronic…
D’oh!

Uh, wazoo, or ahoo, or whatever it is, do you realize that by giving us all that bad luck you’ve forced us all to five you bad luck as well… were I you, I’d switch ISPs, now.
In case you doubt the amount of bad luck you’ve dished out, there are 340 views of this page, but only 70 actual posts…

Because it is a perfidious plot, you ninny! No decoder ring for you!

Do you realize the bad karma that will befall all who posted here now that you changed your name?

aha had symmetry. It had panache … it had that certain …French thing that I can’t spell.

P.S. My contact lenses feel like bingo chips right now.

Milossarian: I think it’s jay nay say qwa. But don’t quote me.

Je ne sais quois:( zhuh nuh say kwah) I know not what. A certain indescribable something.

Term can be applied to a sex life ( or lack thereof) as well as message board chain letters.

I thought it was something good.

Hmmmm I opend a thread by aha, read an OP by hoo-ha, and fully expect to see whoo hoo begging for Cecil’s blessing next week. I need a scorecard to keep this straight…