Know what this thread could use? A subject.
Know what Flup could use? A barium enema.
I have got to get a life.
Oh, wait a minute, in comparison to YAHOO, I do.
:::Relief:::
“and in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love, you make”
“Happiness is a warm gun, when I hold you, in my arms, and I feel my finger on your trigger, I know nobody will do me no harm, BECAUSE…”
I HAVE QUOTTEN!!!
‘C’mon, seven. Daddy needs to lose weight and get a new career!’
Cucullus non facit monachum
Well something like that anyway.
Well, now there are 86 replies cause I need all the good luck I can get!
Will this help me win the lottery??
I should’ve known
Consider me posted aha or hoo-ha or whatever your name is.
I could really use some good luck!!!
:)
Ya-hoo,
I own a super soaker water gun. Got it at K-Mart, $8.99.
I will find you on the coldest day of the year.
Could this prevent me from walking around with a metal saucepan on my head to prevent my thoughts from being broadcasted to the wipers-
you know -the Wipers, that repetilian branch of government whose sole purpose is to eliminate me-
They know that when I grow up, I will free all the religious figures from the ice- like Tiamat and Jesus and Mary and Baal and Isis and and Loki and Sebek- and the world will suffer an outbreak of piety that will result in their demise.
But I’m onto them. The hidden camera was mistakenly placed in the wrong direction, so from this angle it looks like am obliviously undertaking in mindless data entry-
which is what they want.
If I believed everthing I read on the internet, I would believe…
[ul]
[li]A customer picked up some fried chicken from a fast food outlet and discovered that an unusual-tasting piece was actually a batter-fried rat. The victim sued the restaurant and won a six-figure award.[/li][li]KFC restaurants no longer use the word ‘chicken’ to describe their product because they serve meat from genetically engineered animals that the government will no longer permit to be referred to as ‘chickens.’[/li][li]A drugged traveler awakens in an ice-filled bathtub only to discover one of their kidneys has been harvested by organ thieves.[/li][li]Neiman-Marcus charged a shopper $250 for its cookie recipe, not the $2.50 the woman had been expecting to pay. As revenge on the store for refusing to reverse the charge, she now provides the recipe for free and exhorts others to pass it along.[/li][li]Microsoft head Bill Gates is promising $1,000 to everyone who forwards a certain e-mail message to others, the addresses to be collected by a special program that tracks e-mail recipients.[/li][li]Scammers are duping folks into placing long distance calls for them by posing as phone company employees and asking customers to press the 9, 0, and # keys and then hang up.[/li][li]The morning after a one-night fling, a man walks into his bathroom and finds the words “WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS” scrawled on the mirror in lipstick.[/li][li]For every forwarded copy of the Jessica Mydek e-mail received, the American Cancer Society will donate three cents to cancer research.[/li][li]Prospective new members are initiated into ruthless street gangs by killing the drivers of cars who flash their headlights at them.[/li][li]Anti-perspirants have been identified as the leading cause of breast cancer.[/li][li]Congress is about to impose a 5¢ surcharge per e-mail.[/li][li]A little girl was killed and hollowed out to serve as a carrying case for smuggled drugs.[/li][li]Someone is sending sponges carrying a deadly “Klingerman virus” to victims via U.S. Mail.[/li][li]The glue on ATM deposit envelopes is being laced with cyanide.[/li][/ul]
What a bunch of hoo-ha!
hoo-ha.
This still cracks me up.
I came, I saw, I posted.
I will be waiting for my luck. Will it come in the mail?
John
Postin’ over here, boss.
OK,
D’oh!
OH crap! I just ruined everything. Damn! I’ve had the most amazing good luck since I was 5 years old. Every single day everything going perfectly right. Always popular with the finest people, won the lottery 3 times, always in the right place at the right time for everything. It’s completely sickening. I tried to be depressed a few years back but it didn’t work. I just didn’t believe me.
Finally I had my chance to break the spell by not posting to this thread and what happened, I posted anyway. Not another 2 years of this horrible good luck!!
Curse you Hoo-Ha/A-ha. Curse you SDMB. Curse you rotten life!
I’m going to go jump out the window.
Kenny
Since you posted to this thread the window will probably only be 2 foot above the ground…its the way of me lucky charm
“It’s so funny how life burns out so fast
it’s just another wasted day
a boring life in a boring town”
That’s my new theme song.
(there. T posted. <g>)