You never saw me. I wasn’t here.
Lucyfur welcome to the board, have you met Satan?
Sure, why not…it seems all of Cecil’s chosen ones are posting here, so it must be worth it.
May anyone who ridicules this thread get sand fleas in their out holes and mold in their in holes. Abra-CADABRA! It’s done!
Aha, you Slimey, Rotten Toad.
I responded to your post.
My network card crashed the PC Sunday. I did four reinstalls before I figured it out. (I hope.)
My migratory muscular pain kicked in today and I can barely walk.
Computer Services got a printout an inch thick of equipment to account for. Things like “Keyboard, no serial number”.
There were five million people at the self check out thingie at the grocery store, and I missed the news on the radio. The alarm went off when I left and I thought the cops would shoot 40 bullets at me and hit me only 19 times.
My Wife’s dog got loose in the house, opened the rubbermaid cat food container and soiled the floor.
Where’s my Good Luck, Mr. Smartypants?
Oh, yeah, I got a late notice from Texaco and it’s due June 5. A menu on their 800 number to press buttons.
If you were dead, I’d dig you up again and make you read this.
Have a nice day.
Ok, great!
blink Mississippi? Did someone mention that?
is it time to break out into another chorus of “It’s a small world after all?”
Seems like everywhere I go, someone knows some one I know.
It reallyworks!
My alternator was healed
My lost Fed-Ex has found it’s way here
I found the perfect pair of Teva’s on sale
My skin is softer
My love life has improved
AND My Blues-Harp playing has never sounded better!
chuckle
In the spirit of contract law (I entered here having read the subject line) I have now fulfilled my end of the bargain.
And avoided the bad luck too…
You ninnies! By posting to this thread you doom yourselves to being broke, crippled, overworked, ridiculed at the grocery store and having a really bad day.
Others, Save Yourselves! Do not post here!
(Who’s on the phone? …the IRS?..Line two is my ex-wife’s lawyer?)
aha, or hoohah, whatever,
I viewed this a couple nights ago, but had so much trouble with my computer that I gave up before I was able to post. Is it possible the bad luck could be hitting before I don’t post?
At any rate, I’m not giving it another try…
here I post!!! learae
Lea your luck is gonna turn now and all for the better…just you wait and see.
hey I’ll believe in anything at this point.
(crossing fingers and wishing for good luck!)
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Wow, look at all the “good luck” I’ve gotten since posting here.
-The phone jack in my room no longer works.
-I had that problem with my video card.
-The CPU fan on my comp stopped working.
-I can’t access my email.
-It took my 2 hours to get home from work today, due to large amounts of rain, a power failure that took out several stoplights and fallen tree branches in the street.
I’m sure glad I posted and prevented myself from getting bad luck!
:mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes: :mad: :rolleyes:
Face exercises
You look better already archive!
Okay already I’m posting. Happy now??Hmm? Will the fact that I’ve posted negate the need for my crutches(I’m a temporary cripple you know, have been for two months now)I had better be able to walk as soon as I hit the submit button,otherwise I’ll know you are a liar and will not believe anything you say anymore.
OW!!OW!! OW!! I’m posting from the floor! LIAR,LIAR,LIAR! I’m so disappointed.
I resisted the temptation to open this thread for so long!
aha, you dirty rat! You’ll get yours…I hope Ike or Wally or someone starts a “Bad things we want to do to aha bucause of that crummy bad luck thread he started” thread.