Don't you have a girlfriend?

The BBQ Pit
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So this dumbass college kid is sitting there hitting on a high school kid (namely, me) going “Oh, if you’re tired you can lay your head on my shoulder.” and trying to give me money and shit. WHAT THE FUCK?! I mean, not a lot of people get creeped out by this kind of thing, but I’m the type of person who does. FIRST OF FUCKING ALL, I don’t even KNOW you! Second, I KNOW you have a girlfriend because I HEARD you talking about her and saying how fuckin’ awesome she is. So why the fuck are you hitting on a high school student?!:mad:

'scuse my french.

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Don’t you have a Facebook page to update or something?

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I think you might want to read up on the board rules before posting any more.

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It’s cause yer so HOT, girl, and he just can’t keep his HANDS off of you! Would you like to put your pretty little head on my shoulder?

(maybe this will creep her out so much she’ll leave…)

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Why didn’t you take the money, then leave?

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Ah, high school problems… Would that life were so simple again.

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But he was like… then I was all… then he was all… so I was like…
wait… what?

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Leave the money. Take the cannoli.

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Guys are horndogs. They don’t teach that in HS anymore? Kids these days…

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My daughter says that I should be nice to the noobs.

OK, here’s my advice: All boys are evil.

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I think context is important.

Right now I’m puzzled by the scenario. How do you know he’s a college kid? Were you on a subway, sitting next to him, and you overheard his phone call to his girlfriend?

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Green Day RULEZ!

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I’m confused…
Is St_Jimmy a guy or a girl?

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Show her a picture. That outta do it. :smiley:

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Why aren’t you getting up and moving to a different couch or bench or whatever?

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Take the money but not the shit.

Seriously, most people would be creeped out by this. However, posting here - especially in this forum - is probably not going to help. Tell the guy to fuck off, and if he doesn’t, tell someone else in real life.

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We want to creep her out a little. Not traumatize her into a life of therapy.

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Yeah, who ever heard of an 18 year old college guy hitting on a 17 year old high school girl?

I’m just outraged at the idea! Next thing you know, 17 year old high school senior guys will be hitting on 16 year old high school junior girls, and then our society will degenerate into terminal immorality, or something! :smiley:

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This is some sort of weird sneak-bragging, right?

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Just because he said he’s got a girlfriend doesn’t mean it’s true.