Wow, I finally reached 1001 posts with this very post. I hit 1000 over on Ruffian’s engagement thread, but it went to a good cause. Gad, took me long enough…I mean, some people who registered months after me hit it before I did (Dem ;)).
1001 since last May? What a slacker 
Congratulations. Where are the obligatory “the cake is on your left, you know where the drinks are” remarks?
Where the hell is the tequila?
Congratulations Doob!! Here’s to 1000 more!!
::Takes Doob’s school books away for a night, “It’s party time!”::
C’mon Doob, let’s go dancin!
Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
Congrats. But what’s your hook? Naked people, booze, come on, you have to give us SOMETHING!
The committee for more restrained and dignified celebration on the Straight Dope Message Board (TCFMRADCOTSMDB) would like to thank you for your appropriately modest post on this solemn occasion. We know that some of the less mature posters enjoy “shenanigans” and/or “hi-jinx” at times like these (usually involving sexual innuendo and cyber-alcohol) but since our stated goal is fighting ignorance it seems …
Wait a sec. psycat AND SwimmingRiddles are here? Woohoo! Party down my man!!
“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?”
“What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?”
“I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet.
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
“It’s the same thing,” he said.
Congrats, Doob! You’re one-third as cool as I am!
Yer pal,
Satan
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I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
One week, two days, 13 hours, 3 minutes and 24 seconds.
381 cigarettes not smoked, saving $47.72.
Life saved: 1 day, 7 hours, 45 minutes.
Right on Doobie Doobie Doo! Congrats!
: :putting on sparkly-gold dancing shirt and hanging up the disco ball::
I have chainmail underwear.
Gee, thanks a bunch guys! :).
Oh sorry, i was bein’ selfish and keeping everything to myself 
Cake is on the left, y’all know where to find the alcohol. Naked dancers are in the backrooms, and the dj’s are on floors two and three. Both of which include Go-Go cages, and raised glass dance floors. Enjoy!
Happy 1000th Doob!!
One of the few to be personally welcomed to this board by Ed Zotti.
Yours truly,
aha
Congrattys, Doob!
Where the hell are the artichokes???
The ride is short and the thrills are cheap- Men and rollercoasters. - - -Courtesy of Wally, that Signifying Guy.