I was going to post this in the monthly mini-rants thread in the Pit, but it’s kind of a long story, so here we are in MPSIMS.
I ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut the other night. They aren’t my favorite, but it’s either them or Domino’s because nobody else delivers to our part of town. So, general timeline:
5:50pm - order online, confirmation email says to expect delivery around 6:18.
6:30pm - no pizza, but the web page (which I usually leave up after ordering) shows a delivery time of 6:29.
6:35pm - I get a phone call from DoorDash customer support. The guy has such a thick Indian accent that I can barely understand him. Took me three repeats just to figure out he was asking if he was talking to [my first name]. Then another three or four repeats to figure out he was asking if I had received my order. Nope, still waiting for it, I said. He thanked me and said he’d follow up.
6:45pm - Another call from DoorDash customer support, this time a woman I could understand much better. Same question, did you receive your order? I said no, and you’re the second person to call me and ask me that. She says “The driver says he delivered the pizza and you’re trying to scam him.” I said “I don’t know where he delivered the pizza to, but it’s not here.” I even walked out on the front porch while I was on the phone with her to make sure they didn’t just drop it off out there (although you’d think if they did that they’d at least ring the bell.) I assured her I didn’t have the pizza and she also told me she’d follow up.
6:55pm - I decide that unless I drive to Pizza Hut and pick it up myself, I’m not going to get a pizza. I told my wife to call me if the pizza showed up while I was gone.
7:00pm - I’m about two blocks away from Pizza Hut when the phone rings. It’s Pizza Hut! They want to know if I’ve received my order. I told the girl no, it never showed up, and I figured it wasn’t coming and I’m on the way to the store, and I’ll be there in about two minutes. She said she’d get a new order started, and the conversation ends as I pull in.
I go in and talk to the girl in person that I talked to on the phone. Now, I’ve seen restaurants that do DoorDash where they have the orders out on a table or shelf and the driver comes in, finds their order, and walks out with it. Which doesn’t seem very secure to me. Pizza Hut Girl (who I will refer to as PHG to save some typing) says the driver gets an order on their app, they come in, say they’re picking up an order for [name], and there’s a sheet on the counter they have to fill out with driver’s name and signature, customer name, number of items, time, and a couple other things. They basically “sign out” the pizza, PHG hands them the pizza, they clicked “Picked up” in the app, then click “Delivered” when its delivered.
PHG says a driver came in, picked up my pizza, and left. Then about five minutes later another driver came in, looking for my order. And she told him someone else already picked it up. Which I’m guessing is the point that DD customer service got involved.
While I’m talking to PHG, another DD driver comes in looking for my order! PHG tries to explain what’s going on, DD driver #3 walks out looking confused and pissed off.
PHG thought what happened was that DD#1 clicked “Picked up”, then after he left he just took it home and clicked “Delivered”. But I don’t think that’s what happened, because that doesn’t explain why other drivers came in looking for the order, or why DD CS would get involved. I think what happened is driver 1 got the order on his app, came in and picked up the pizza, but never clicked “picked up”. So after a while DD reassigned it to driver 2, who came in to pick up the order but it was already gone. And then it somehow also got reassigned to driver 3, who came in while I was waiting.
While I was waiting for my pizza I took a look at the sign out sheet, and every line was completely filled out except for mine, which only had my name and an unreadable scrawl under driver’s name. So I think PHG kinda dropped the ball by not making sure the pizza was checked out properly before handing it over.
Anyway, 7:30pm I’m finally back home and eating pizza. I felt like I should have been comped the pizza, but I was at least able to get them to refund the delivery fee and driver tip.
I was telling a coworker this story yesterday and he laughed and said “That sounds like a Seinfeld episode!”