AD, you’ve been at the level of stud-monkey attractiveness to me since I first identified you as cash on the hoof. You know I like money. Maybe we can work out some sort of direct deposit deal from your Air Force pay.
Geobabe, I told you the goal was 10 pages. I want this to be the longest Dopefest thread ever. Anyone know what the record is?
OK gobear, here’s the plan. . .
I’ll burst into the room wearing a big smile and maybe some aftershave, and while MsRobyn is swooning, you sneak in behind me and make a beeline for AD, got it?
OK. . .break!
Uh, Airman Doors, why are you walking toward me with that big pointy stick? My shoes are perfectly straight, thanks. Hey, look over there!
::runs like hell::
Zap!
PS- Robin, I think Dave can echo that sentiment. . . 
Dear Lord above…
The last thing we need is talk of Airman Obsolete Band walking at people with his large pointy stick.
And I’m home sick today with a sore throat, too. And Anniz’s is a little ticklish as well.
Hmm.
Good lord. I didn’t even go to the thing, and I want you to hit 10 pages! This is sick…
So, we there yet?
Just a few more posts…
So the Dope-A-Ween had its own sore-throat brand name is that what I’m hearing?
Well, Zappo, I’m grateful for the thought, but Airman Doors is a flaming heterosexual, so he would not be able to appreciate my attentions. But he is definitely much man: big, strong, handsome, ruggedly masculine. He may have to replace Thinksnow as my Official SDMB Crush.
Hmmm…it looks like this thread quickly deteriorated but I want to add my thanks to Jonathan and Mrs. Chance for throwig such a great shindig.
Now I return you to Pun taking this thread even more off track…
Thanks dcnewsman. I appreciate the appreciation.
Think I could get declared official SDMB host? Is there like, an election or something?
You’re quite welcome, gobear. But I must admit helping you was not really the reason I came up with my fiendish master plan. . . 
Geobabe? moi? Nacho4Sara? Some help here, maybe?
Zap!
JC: I have a sore throat now too (which is why I’m posting and not in my two afternoon classes today). It must have been the big orgy we all had in your bed when you were out on the porch.
Absolutely agreed. And he sure looked cute in his soccer uniform.
I say we start calling him Davelicious. That’ll give those Air Force studs something to talk about.
SCORE!!!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhh!
I was hoping to be the first guy on Page 10 but you beat me to it!
Ah well, if I had to lose at least I lost to you, Sara.
Zap!
DAMN!!!
If it weren’t N4S I’d be really pissed right about now.
I’ve been readin’ and waitin’. Jes’ bidin’ my time. A-waitin’ for the time to hit the top of page 10.
Well, Sara, you finally got your wish about being the first post on the page. (and page 10 no less) My hat is off to you.
I knew we could do it!
I knew it!
And I knew Spritle was out there…lurking…like a shark…waiting for his opportunity!
He doesn’t attend Dopefests…just Dopefest threads!
Well, congrats to N4S for being #1 on page 10, JC finally had his wish come true.
And I must apologize, for I know that I was responsible for many of the germs going around. I arrived with a rather nasty cold, and apparantly everyone else took it home with them.
Wait a cotton-pickin’ minnit!!! I slurped salsa with fellow dopers when Pucette came to DC. I also enjoyed the pleasant company of many dopers on RTFirefly’s deck. [sub](that’s DECK, you pervs)[/sub]
And where, might I ask, were YOU at these events? Hmmm?
Typhoid bouv, that’s what we call him.
So far, I have escaped bouv’s germs. See, working out regularly has its points!
I can definitely agree with that, N4S. He’s going to be the best-looking one at graduation. And he’s MINE!
Congrats on 10 pages, JC!
Robin