Yes, you’ve heard the rumors…
Yes, you’ve seen the comet in the sky…
And I’m here to tell you, brothers and sisters…
The truth.
Not ‘a little truth’. Not ‘a piece of the truth…some of the time’.
But the whole, unvarnished, honest as Tammy Faye without the make up…
Truth.
Can I get an AMEN here? Lemme hear you say it!
There will be…
Mountain Dope
June 28th, 2003 at the palatial Chance estate.
Mountain Dope will feature…
Food
Drinks
Dopers and non-Dopers
Games
Events
And a special appearance by Baltimore’s own…
Mary Prankster, the Queen of Mid-Atlantic Cowpunk.
Warning: Adult language may exist in the lyrics.
Worried about the kids, parents? You need not fret.
You
Need
Not
Fret
To keep the kids distracted we’re bringing in a clown or somesuch kid-friendly entertainment that will occur at the same time as Mary.
Why the entertainment, you ask?
Because my younger sister Rachel, all of 20 years of age…
Can you feel the anticipation? I can hear your intake of breath…
She’s graduating college in May. At age 20. We had MP play our house when she graduated high school at 17 and she wants her back for college.
So who’s in?
ARE YOU WITH ME HERE, PEOPLE?