ELEVEN!!!
[/Nigel Tufnel]
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Thank you and good night.
Hoo boy.
I’m going to guess that a mod will close this when one cares enough to do so.
Which will probably be sooner, rather than later, as this thread has somewhat outlived its original usefulness/purpose.
Wow. I feel like I’ve been part of someting historic now. Thank you, JC, for this opportunity and Sprittle, N4S and everyone else for all your hard work.
moi hands out leftover Halloween candy to the Dopers
I just previewed this post and laughed my ass off at “This is a long thread. Click here to review it.” It’s obviously time for moi to go home.
That really should say: “This is a really effing long thread. Click here to review it…if you dare.”
I didn’t really want to say anything. Just getting a post in on page 11 before a mod closes it. (Thus proving to any who doubted that it is DEFINETLY time for a mod to close the thread.)
::Zappo wanders in wearing his pink boxer shorts with lipsticks and powder puffs all over them, a terrible bed head, and a wifebeater shirt::
You guys still here? Sweet rollerskatin’ Jesus, people! The friggin’ party ended a week ago! Go HOME already!
::wanders out, in search of Cafe duMonde French Roast and a couple of Tylenol::
Technically, it was only six days ago.
But I’m with you. 500+ posts has to be the record, doesn’t it?
Hey, does anybody else have pictures? I know I saw some folks with cameras. I’d like to see one picture of myself from the front when my head isn’t in a shadow, so I can have two photos of myself in my photo album. 
Warning to bouv: if you show up at the New York Dopefest looking so scrumptilicious, you are going to be violated, molested, and sexually assaulted eleven times over. I’m telling you, it’s a lot of fun!
Now I have to ask: Is there some trick to knowing when you’re going to hit the next page? Both Davalicious and Spritle knew.
-Sarah, who didn’t figure out the smilies code until well into her second year as a Doper, and someone had to tell her anyway.
Sarah, repeat this mantra: 50 posts = 1 page (In the case of a new thread, the OP and 49 replies). You’re welcome.
D’oh!
I always sort of wondered about that.
(I was a blonde baby.)
Well gee, we only got 38 more posts to go until page 12! Hell, we can do it!
On a related note: I actually plan to show up to NYC Dopefest even MORE scrumptilicious than Dope-A-Ween. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Ooh, yer just askin’ for it, boy.
Land sakes, chil’, if you do that I] might have to show up just to grope you!
The original Guy Stuff thread had 1113 replies - 23 pages - when UncleBeer belatedly closed it on 8/2/00. It was closed because threads that long apparently make the vB software unhappy.
I think current policy is to try to close threads at around the 10-page mark. This one seems to have momentarily slipped by, though.
So I guess now the contest is to see who can get in the last post before it gets closed!
That’s true, Geobabe
And this thread ain’t gonne cole close to the record. It’s still gotta pass The Last Word, for one.
Is this a new Threadkillers thread?
If so, count me in.
I feel really dumb now for having made those long, spaced out posts on page 8. Someone could have told me sooner! I always thought the actual length of the thread was what mattered.
Impossible!