I hate to do this…
The payroll department of my esteemed employer has informed me that I can’t expect a check until Oct. 20. I’m not saying it’s an impossibility, but the odds have gone to 10% or so.
Robin
Well, there’s a little bad news on this end. I can’t get lurker into a maid’s outfit. The legs could pass, but I don’t know if I could make anything else pass… So, I’m going to have to figure something else out for us to wear… and still work on getting him to give the absolute yes to us coming down. (And we’ll be trying to get pucette to join us)
Oh, for God’s sake. He gets the opportunity to make out with Jonathan Chance. What more motivation could the guy possibly need?
You know, I’ve been trying to tell him that and tell him that, but it just doesn’t seem to be making any difference. Maybe you can help me plead my case a little?? 
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Please! He's a married man! What kind of girl do you think I am? :eek:Only the best kind, honey!
[sub]You know, your legs really, do look cute…[/sub]
Hey lurker, if you wear the maid’s outfit, you stand a pretty good chance of picking up a few extra bucks in your garter, ya know.
Ah, you don’t care about me. You didn’t even grope me in Blondie’s…
I’m really going to try to make this one!
See, the problem is, I’m a poor college student. I’m really broke. So I have wonderful intentions of going to these things, and then I realize I’m too broke to afford a meal at a restaurant, and gas money is hard to come by too.
But here is what I’m going to do:
I’m going to take a personal day.
I’m going to set aside $60 for this whole shebang.
I’m going to show up.
I swear it! I will absolutely, positively, 100% be there!
Jonathan Chance, forgive if I missed this in skimming the thread, but will there be a place to crash? Perhaps a cheap sleazy motel nearby? Maybe a comfy sofa in your basement? Or a sleeping bag, even. I’m flexible.
I’m going to dig my French Maid costume out of the attic, pray it still fits, and show up, on time and ready to party. I promise. 
Oh, sorry. Well, that wasn’t one of those groping Dopefests. Besides, you were all the way at the other end of the table. Come to this one and you’ll get groped for sure.
By the way, in case it wasn’t crystal clear to everyone, my last post was directed at lurkernomore.
Nacho4Sara, I’m sure if you come, you’ll get groped too. This will be one of those Dopefests, I can say with absolute assurance.
lurker, looks like you may have competition in that French Maid’s outfit! 
[sub]Times like these, I’m glad I’m deciding to be something simple for Halloween… so simple I can’t remember what it is![/sub]
Promise?
Cool! I haven’t been to one of ‘those’ Dopefests yet - about #@¢&ing time, if you ask me!
RT, what the hell are you talking about? You were the one taking the picture of Bluesman with his hand on my breast! Just because you didn’t get groped…
I’ve never been to one of those kind of DopeFests. The last one I tried to organize, I couldn’t get anyone to grope me! (Maybe 'cause I was moving 1200 miles to be near lurker had something to do with it? ;))
Dammit, at this one, I demand to be groped!
I promise to do my part to ensure no Doper goes ungroped at this Dopefest, by God!
I think I can bring one. I’ll just have to let my parents know I’m taking it for the night. It’s my VCR, but they use it like how they use my TV (which is in my parents’ room ATM).
I promise to grope anyone who feels uncomfortable having Geobabe grope him or her. And anyone else, for that matter.
[sub]Except that RTFirefly. Even I have to draw the line somewhere.[/sub]
That’s the spirit, pun! We all have to stand up and do our part, because by golly, Dopers need to be groped! I better not catch anybody shirking, or there’ll be hell to pay!
Damn. St. Louis DopeFests suck. 