Ok, so I got here after the hijacking and so on - I was busy.
Yep, hate the ad. But then again it could just be that I spend 5 years in a marriage where the jerk couldn’t figure out that horrible behavior towards me had a pretty specific cause and effect relationship to declining interest in being closer than an area code to him.
dropzone: *[Originally posted by Nostradamus] Good Time Charley Bernstein’s Crystal Room.
This is WHERE?*
This is in Damon Runyon Land, dropzone, and I wish to inform Nostradamus that his yardboy is an extremely amusing guy. 
That was the ONLY kinky bird porn I’ve ever read.
Yep, I sure want to meet the guys that these ads target… :rolleyes:
Slight hijack-
I listen to one sports radio show, because the guy who hosts it seems to have an above-average intelligence and wit. But I have to switch channels every single commercial break to avoid these ads-
Male hair loss/regrowth
Erectile dysfunction and it’s cure
Spearmint Rhino strip club
Penile enlargement
Hooters (the club and the rack)
Herbal weight loss while you sleep
Frankly, it would appear that the regular male listeners to sports talk radio are fat, bald, impotent and under-endowed, and the only relationships they can sustain are with porn stars on video and exotic dancers they can’t lay a hand on.
As far as this particular ad goes, I can only say this-
“Oh honey, you’re right, it’s all my fault I don’t want to fuck you like some nubile Asian teen you saw on a porn site, you’re right, don’t bother to clean up or help me out, I’m every woman and I’ll do it all myself and still have the sexual energy of a 19 year old when you get home from websurfing… errr, work, ok honey.”
Gag.
Spearmint Rhino???
Yes, it’s an LA/Vegas chain. Don’t ask me.
I see I make a serious error in a previous post, when I state this product is somehow associated with the teasel.
There is a professor, who is Professor Leng, and this professor is a prominent guy in the science dodge, and he speaks to a gathering at a science festival, in Glasgow the other day, and he states as follows:
*If you have a guy prairie vole, and a doll prairie vole, and these prairie voles are in the same cage, and they are prevented from loving, they become friends, and of course a vole friendship is no bad thing to have, if you are a vole.
But if an injection is made into the doll prairie vole, and this injection is oxytocin, the doll prairie vole forms a sexual bond with the guy prairie vole, as long as the injection goes into the doll prairie vole’s brain.
As Professor Leng says about the matter:
'We are talking about 24 hours of constant copulation here.*
Well, this explains the weasel product, which is really prairie vole, and what goes into the coffee in the advertisement is nothing but oxytocin.
I consider this proposition most carefully, and the prairie vole and the human are practically the same, if you think about it, apart from maybe we are very prominent on this planet, and run things generally, and the prairie vole is fond of scuttling around, and looking for food on a prairie.
I greatly regret misleading readers of this thread originally, and I try to get things right first time in the future.