Here’s the contest, let’s see who has the best entry.
THINGS YOU HEARD DURING YOUR MORNING POOP (TODAY) THAT JUST KIND OF HELP SPEED THINGS ALONG
My contest entry: “You know you’re going to marry me. You’re just acting tough.”
You can’t vote for your own. When you contribute your entry, cast your vote. I’ll count them tomorrow.
Oh, yeah: morning poop can also be synonymous with first poop of the day.
Pre-emptive strike: “Who does #2 work for???” won’t be funny here.
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“I had a dream about you giving a goat a bath in a steam-table; we were trying to serve refried beans in the table, but Katuska (one of our dogs) kept getting her paws in the food. Then later, Arthur Miller shows up and saves the day.”
Aw, hell.
I talk about bathing goats and this thread sinks like a stone.
Happy Anniversary, dear!