Doper Diplomacy - Fall and Winter 2002

JC… ? You didn’t take off already, did you? I’m still emailing you and stuff. I really want to get this turn in the books…

Yes, a delay please! Way too fast!

Whew, I consider it good news that my two attackers are also caught in a rush with this turn.

Maybe this whole year per week thing isn’t as easy as it sounds.

I’ve granted a 12-hour extension, to 5pm EDT tomorrow.

Just to give Alex another 12 hours to pull his hair out. :wink:

Attackers? Why, Omniscient, I’m on your side! Haven’t you been getting my emails?

:wink:
Oh, RT. Oh, no. No, no. No, no, no. Oh no.

This… This…

OK, there are a grand total of 4 units within the boundaries of an opposing nation. Why is it that I’m party to 3 of them?

Hmm. Now I get another 12 hours to wonder just who it is that is going to destroy me. I don’t get the attraction; The weather in England is rainy, the food is terrible and we’ve attacked no one.

[British accent]

It’s all rawther unfair, really.

[/British accent]

Liverpool, Burgundy, Picardy, and… ? Is Denmark supposed to belong to me? Yeah, Maeglin! Git on with ya, now!

Am I the only one who has not yet occupied foreign soil?

Just a bunch of yodelling Austrians. Nothing to be alarmed about.

Really.

WL, Russia is pleasure boating over in Armenia.

And Abe Babe, so far only Germany, Italy and I have occupied any foregin soil. Russia, England, Turkey and you have all claimed neutral, or formerly neutral land, but none has yet set foot on any opponents soil.

So get to it already, Italy and Germany are ripe for the picking! Buncha girls you all are.

Jeez, I don’t look in here for a day and just look at all of the trash talk that I’ve missed. Better not do that again.

We here in the Ottoman declare that if all interlopers don’t immediately leave Turkish borders (that would include Bulgaria and Armenia) we will tickle you to death.

There is a very unsettling Turkish sport that is considered very macho wherein the opponents, wearing only skin tight leather trousers, coat themselves with oil and wrestle. I believe that the objective is to evict ones opponent from the ring. There are some eery parallels with Diplomacy.

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Just a bunch of yodelling Austrians. Nothing to be alarmed about.

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I suggest you yodel right out of Galicia before my lads start chucking molotovs and bottles filled with urine, er, vodka.

Just to save the rest of you guys time, I went ahead and submitted orders for all 7 Powers, 33 units. You can thank me later.

WL you post just looked wrong to me. But then I realized that Portugal is still flying its own flag, after two full years of game play. Go Portugese Men o’ War!

Maeglin, you children were throwing feces on a prior page, and now your lads are throwing urine bottles. Are you men or apes?

If the latter, remember the law, “Ape shall not kill Abe.”

The Portugese have an agreement with the French which states that they will be allowed their freedom as long as they continue suppling French troops with the finest prostitutes, freshly bathed and shaved prostitutes.

The Men o’ War however seem to have a difficult time stowing weapons on their Speedos.

Been a while for you, Omni? You seem to be fixated.

I wonder how White Lightning is holding up under the stress… only 17 minutes until adjudication as of this posting.

Tap. . . Tap. . . Tap . . . :eye twitch:

Tap. . . Tap. . . Tap. . .

RT informed me this morning after I submitted my orders that it’d be late tonight before adjudication actually occurs. I couldn’t take it, so since I had already submitted orders for everyone, I adjudicated them myself. Then I drew up a new for Fall and did it again. I’ve got the game midway through 1905 right now.
Um… I’m winning. Heh.

Late tonight?!?!

WHAT?!?!

Don’t you make me get on a plane and fly over there, RT!

Question: How long doesit take to get a activation email for Fathom? I tried and its been over an hour and I still don’t have an email and I can’t post to the thread.

This could be a problem if the MB is down consistently.