Doper Diplomacy - Winter-Spring 2003

I’d say pop off a letter to WL then, and let’s get this baby going.

he may need someone to replace him in Dip Mini-me also, which I am GMing. He hasn’t bowed out yet, though.

No vanity search, but Abe Babe emailed me. I’m not taking over France in Mini-Me, since I’ve played France fairly often lately. But Abe says you need a replacement Russia in 1099, and I’m interested. But from the thread, it looks like it’s an Italy you need, not a Russia.

So which is it? And where are we in the game? I’ve seen the Spring 1903 map (after moves, before retreats). Have retreat orders been adjudicated, filed, or what? I’ve just been stabbed and have no future in my WM game, so I’m looking for another game right now.

I offered above, guess I don’t count.

Come on. Isn’t anybody going to volunteer?

Actually I was wondering why WD’s offer wasn’t good enough?

well wierd offered before i did - so i don’t mind conceding to his seniority.

if a replacement for France is needed in Mini-me though at some point then i wouldn’t mind first dibs on that.

I’m not sure about France in Mini-Me. In a letter to us, WL mentioned that he might need to drop out due to time constraints. I wanted to try to get some interest just in case.

Hope I didn’t step on any toes there.

And it isn’t Russia that’s dropping out in 1099? Huh.

yeah - that last post of mine wasn’t worded properly i was aiming to say that wierddave offered first therefore should play here. The last part was meant to be an:

“IF the the scenario happens where WL does drop out THEN…”

not a:

“you’ve said a new france is needed so i’d rather have that”

the joys of the english language :slight_smile:

No, Russia is tjblack. Biblio was russia in the first go-around of 1099, which is maybe where the misidentification is coming from.

So I’m playing England right?

OK, y’all holler if you need me. Otherwise I’ll just wait until the next new game starts up.

Literally or figuratively?

So as it stands we have 3 volunteers to take over Italy, Italy of all powers, yet our game remains grounded.

It’s time to shoot luke or give up the gat.

I gotta know who I am supposed to be plotting against.

Besides Austria, of course.

You won’t get rid of me that easily…

What is the freaking deal? Do we have to send out engraved invitations? We’ve got people falling all over themselves to take Italy no less, but we still can’t get this game up and running.

Should we just consider it abandoned and go looking for another game? If so, that’s fine, I just need to know.

Give Lightnin’ some time. He had a rough night.

The body of the fallen dictator Bibliovore lies in a coffin in the centre of the room. A crowd has gathered around it. Suddenly out from the centre of the sprawling and confused mass strides Il Barone Garius Di Eduardo. He finds a position from which he can be seen by all those present and begins to address the crowd.

Friends, Dippers, Dopermen, lend me your ears!

I come to bury Biblio, not to praise him.

The evil that men do lives after them -
The good is oft interred with their bones.
So let it be with Biblio. The noble White Lightning
Hath told you Biblio was ambitious.
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Biblio answer’d it
Here, under leave of White Lightning and the rest–
For White Lightning is an honourable man;
So are you all, all honourable men.

He was my friend, faithful and just to me!
But White Lightning says he was ambitious.
And White Lightning is an honourable man.
When the poor have cried, Biblio hath wept -
Ambition should be made of sterner stuff!

Yet White Lightning says he was ambitious!
And White Lightning is an honourable man.

I speak not to disprove what White Lightning spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did love him once, not without cause.
What cause withholds you then, to mourn for him?

O judgment! thou art fled to brutish beasts
And men have lost their reason! Bear with me:
My heart is in the coffin there with Biblio,

And I must pause till it come back to me.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Hey guys - i’ve taken over italy - apologies to WL, but i needed a Brutus.

Et tu, garius?

Man, you’re going to play Italy twice in one sitting. That might actually be a good plan, you can test things in one game and then apply them in the other.

Thats kinda what i was thinking.

At the very least i’ll come out of this knowing two ways not to play Italy :slight_smile:

I’ll just have to be careful not to confuse Abe - since he’s turkey in this one and France in Fascination.

Uhhhh. . . there was one?