Doper In My Midst...Reveal Yourself!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Smack dealing mother bumper.

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You really could wear a Straight Dope tee (https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat) to work and see what happens.

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Hehe … for a moment I thought the thread title was “Dopers in the Mist”. I was wondering when Diane Fossey was going to show up.

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]
Riiiiiiight…and the rest will assume he’s into chains and whips!
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Bondage AND remaindered factory-reject t-shirts. Not the rep you want at work, I think.

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[QUOTE=Ruby]
You really could wear a Straight Dope tee (https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat) to work and see what happens.
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That’s a great idea. If I saw someone wearing one, I’d at least have to give them a wink. Or is there a secret sign I should know?

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Just go around to everyone at your workplace asking them if they are a Doper. I mean… it could work, but in all honesty I don’t recommend it.

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Hey, that must have been me! Do the foil hat thing, and I’ll come by and find you. I’ll say "Cecil says ‘Hi!’ " so you know it’s me.

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]
Hey, that must have been me! Do the foil hat thing, and I’ll come by and find you. I’ll say "Cecil says ‘Hi!’ " so you know it’s me.
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Crap, now I’ve gotta go get some tinfoil…
Wouldn’t sheep’s blood be more cost-effective?

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[QUOTE=Cat Fight]
That’s a great idea. If I saw someone wearing one, I’d at least have to give them a wink. Or is there a secret sign I should know?
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We’ll put it this way. If you should know the sign, you would know the sign.

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Mention an 18"DHIBJD or a prehensile rectum and you’ll either find a Doper or get sent to HR.

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[QUOTE=Slypork]
Mention an 18"DHIBJD or a prehensile rectum and you’ll either find a Doper or get sent to HR.
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Well, one is good…the other is bad. Very bad.
My conversations are risque enough.

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[QUOTE=Slypork]
Mention an 18"DHIBJD or a prehensile rectum and you’ll either find a Doper or get sent to HR.
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Pretty much any method that’ll actually work is going to get him sent to HR. Maybe he should just plan to meet his secret admirer there? It could eliminate a step or three.

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[QUOTE=Slypork]
Mention an 18"DHIBJD or a prehensile rectum and you’ll either find a Doper or get sent to HR.
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That should be “18” DHIBJD :eek: :eek: ".

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[QUOTE=Dragwyr]
That should be “18” DHIBJD :eek: :eek: ".
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Thanks. I keep forgetting the :eek: :eek:

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[QUOTE=Slypork]
Thanks. I keep forgetting the :eek: :eek:
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Oh, how could one forget the :eek: :eek: ?