Smack dealing mother bumper.
You really could wear a Straight Dope tee (https://securesite.chireader.com/cgi-bin/dopestore/buystuff.bat) to work and see what happens.
Hehe … for a moment I thought the thread title was “Dopers in the Mist”. I was wondering when Diane Fossey was going to show up.
Bondage AND remaindered factory-reject t-shirts. Not the rep you want at work, I think.
That’s a great idea. If I saw someone wearing one, I’d at least have to give them a wink. Or is there a secret sign I should know?
Just go around to everyone at your workplace asking them if they are a Doper. I mean… it could work, but in all honesty I don’t recommend it.
Hey, that must have been me! Do the foil hat thing, and I’ll come by and find you. I’ll say "Cecil says ‘Hi!’ " so you know it’s me.
Crap, now I’ve gotta go get some tinfoil…
Wouldn’t sheep’s blood be more cost-effective?
We’ll put it this way. If you should know the sign, you would know the sign.
Mention an 18"DHIBJD or a prehensile rectum and you’ll either find a Doper or get sent to HR.
Well, one is good…the other is bad. Very bad.
My conversations are risque enough.
Pretty much any method that’ll actually work is going to get him sent to HR. Maybe he should just plan to meet his secret admirer there? It could eliminate a step or three.
That should be “18” DHIBJD :eek: :eek: ".
Thanks. I keep forgetting the :eek: :eek:
Oh, how could one forget the :eek: :eek: ?