Isn’t this just a really roundabout way of bragging about the cool shit we have? (I drive a '76 Cutlass. Big Van?)
I leave my collection of movies, my Peavey Delta Blues, my custom Cherry Sunburst Statocaster, my Epiphone Black Beauty, my music collection, including the entire works of The Beatles in a big heap in Cafe Society for everyone to fight over.
I leave my fictitious Ford Econoline blocking No Clue Boy’s driveway.
I leave my Marlin Model 200 .410 and Mossberg Maverick 88 Security with custom pistol grip to Desert Geezer, for protection.
I leave all of my pointless user motto threads to Sanguine Spider.
I leave a non functioning remote control to Really Not All That Bright.
I leave my copy of Carole Lombard’s 1946 feature Little Fortunes to Eve.
I hope you die soon.
Wait. I mean… well, um… if you HAVE to go, you know…
Ah, man.
Ilsa, I hadn’t really thought about it like that, as about half of what I bequeathed was fictitious, but yeah, I guess you learn a little bit about fellow Doper’s tastes after a while. So, not really bragging, per se… more like a “Ooh, I bet you would like this too!”
NoClueBoy gets the tarot cards and a guide to interpreting same. Eve gets my (size 6) burgundy sequined cocktail dress with instructions to wear it somewhere posh. ShirleyUjest gets half the books, and has first choice on which half RealityChuck gets the rest of the books RueDeDay gets all the shit in the garage (in fact, he can have it now, if he’ll come and get it all) Sauron and Aries28 get the childproof lock from my bedroom door Dinsdale gets all the perennials from the garden, except the roses, which my ashes will be under - please dig gently dropzone gets my supersecret chocolate chip cookie recipe
Hmm, what’s left? A huge pile of CDs, a mastiff, two rats, three cats and a half empty tin of Ginger Altoids. Oh, and a fuzzy cucumber from the crisper drawer. Any takers?
[QUOTE=Ilsa, I hadn’t really thought about it like that, as about half of what I bequeathed was fictitious, but yeah, I guess you learn a little bit about fellow Doper’s tastes after a while. So, not really bragging, per se… more like a “Ooh, I bet you would like this too!” [/QUOTE]
Okay. Then you can have both the guitars and the amp.
If it has padded walls, I’ll pass. I’m not gonna fall for That again!
May you go out in a Blaze of glory.
I still don’t know my Trek Doper friends well enough (but I’m try’in) to distribute items. So, I have Franklin Mint Star Trek pewter models and plastic models. About 300 videos, 300 hard backs and 3000 soft cover books (predominantly science fiction), and a custom-made TNG-engineering costume (sadly too small for my current girth) with belt, phaser, and tricorder. The only logical thing to do is - a fight to the death! May the games begin…
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[sub]How do you people find these threads so quickly so that you can respond in a reasonable amount of time?![/sub]
To ansir yer last kwestshun… we are particularly clever hyperintelligent pandimensional being, don’t ya know!
Thanks for someone finally getting my Huey Long ref, btw.
(I drive a '76 Cutlass. Big Van?)
Then you can have both the guitars and the amp.