Doper memes that I wish would just go away

In Russia, pie brings back you - this meme bugs me unless it is funny, which it seldom is.
Also, welcoming our new pie-bringing masters has been overdone.

As I’ve always said – I don’t mind it at all, as long as you bring the funny/clever.

“Paging Hal!” in a sheep-related thread, no. But I’ll never mind a good joke, even if it’s at my expense.

But we keep hoping, someday …

None of these really bug me and I too like the zombie comments because I don’t always notice it’s a zombie thread. Once in a while it’s a Perfect Zombie, like a zombie thread about zombies, and you just can’t let that go.

I will never, ever stop punning.

And you can have “Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure” when you can pry it from my cold dead hands after the chest-burster escapes.

Hi Zombies!

The squid dates from a time of shared fiction between quite a few Dopers. I remember those threads quite fondly. But I’ve generally backed off with it; I tend to welcome new Dopers with home-made ice cream these days.

Pan-fried ice cream?

Just wanted to make clear that I wasn’t being snarky. I enjoy reading your posts (and Shodan’s too). I just thought it was funny.

Nice! A brains of zombies.

A flock of sheep, a murder of crows, and a brains of zombies.

I wanted to make a post doing exactly what you are complaining of, but my then my head exploded.

I know, I know. I even smiled at ya.
mmm

I’m going to nominate posters using “teh” instead of “the” and thinking it’s the epitome of cool.

Please just stop.

Tihs.

A lurch of zombies.

Cow-orkers

Fine. THE Interwebs.

Happy now?

Instead of “my wife” it’s Mrs. (my username) (or Mr. (my username))

It makes me cringe when people do that. Just say “my husband” and stop trying to be cute.

Not really. The board encourages descriptive thread titles, so it isn’t difficult to find relevant threads with a keyword search limited to titles only. There’s a drop down menu to select this option below the box for keywords…sdmb advanced search page

Yes. This one annoys me most of all.

Actually, now that I think about it, how about everyone just stop using memes altogether? They are pointless and annoying.

Technically speaking, languages are memes. Everything is a meme, so you can’t stop using them.

OK fair enough, but whatever you call “lolz,” “teh,” “hi opal,” “nuke from orbit” and the like needs to stop. That shit is annoying.

People know when they are doing it because they do it on purpose.

I never considered memes to be intended to be funny. It’s that group cohesiveness thing. If you understand where the meme came from, you are part of the group. If not, you aren’t.

If it didn’t’ happen on this board, I’d think of it as a sign that it isn’t actually a community.

In Soviet Russia, memes send you away.