Doper Rally in Toledo, the Armpit of the Nation

After reviewing this thread, it appears that everyone planning to attend so far is shooting for the 1st of April. It that correct, or did I miss anyone thinking about the 25th of March?

April 1st here. :slight_smile:


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April 1st here too.

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

I hate to do this too you guys again, but I will not be able to make it to either shindig. I am going to be visiting some friends of mine(read:really hot girls) in Columbus on the 25th, and will be in school for the April 1st gathering.

“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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Sigh :frowning: and I was looking forward to seeing how much I could pay UncleBeer to kiss you. What was the going rate? A dollar?

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

Yes, the going rate was a dollar, but now that I have a little bit of experience, I think my market value has risen; so…

Anyway, does anybody need me to post some local hotel addresses and phone numbers? Does anybody have any food or alcohol requests? I’ll get Sucellus to write up some directions to his place and e-mail them to you sometime this week.

I have a food & alcohol request! I would like food and alcohol.

An inexpensive list of hotels would be nice. But I might just bring my stepson’s Pokemon sleeping bag & camp on the floor. Who the hell knows? I’m still winging it.

Oh yeah–my mom is going to be keeping my kids, so she put in a special request for a phone number where we could be reached in an emergency. I’ve got a cell phone, but she’d like something for backup, just in case I flake out & forget to turn the cell phone on, as I am wont to do. You can email me with that. Unless you want to post your number here…hehehehehe…


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I would also like a list of inexpensive hotels in the area (I’m talking cheap cheap, as long as it’s not called the No Tell Motel). Of course, I’m all for a camp out on the living room floor deal too. I have a Marlboro arctic sleeping bag that would work well for such an occasion.

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

These are the 3 hotels closest the Sucellus’ ranch. I’m afraid they about 5 miles away. That’s what happens when you live in the middle of fucking nowhere. If you click here, the link will take you to the Microsoft Expedia page. Just type the addresses below to get a map, or you can use Expedia to plan your route from home to your hotel choice. Of course your camping options are still open as well as the offer to crash at my place or Sucellus’.
Red Roof Inn - Toledo (Holland)
1214 Corporate Dr
Holland, Ohio 43528-8459
419-866-5512
800-843-7663
Fax 419-866-5886
Room Rate - $51
Credit Cards Accepted - American Express, Carte Blanche, Diner’s Club, Discover, Visa, MasterCard

Fairfield - Toledo (Holland)
1401 E Mall Dr
Holland, Ohio 43528-9490
419-867-1144
800-228-2800
Fax 419-867-1144
Room Rate - $54
Outdoor Pool
Credit Cards Accepted - American Express, Carte Blanche, Diner’s Club, Discover, Visa, MasterCard
Courtyard By Marriott
1435 E Mall Dr
Holland, Ohio 43528-9490
419-866-1001
800-321-2211
Fax 419-866-9869
Room Rate - $83
Restaurant, Indoor Pool, Fitness Facility, Laundry Service, Spa or Sauna, Bar/Lounge/Nightclub, Free Airport Transport
Credit Cards Accepted - American Express, Carte Blanche, Diner’s Club, Discover, Visa, MasterCard

You folks will find all this shit and more in your inboxes shortly.

Thanks Unc! I haven’t downloaded the thingymabobberdoo you sent yet, but I will. I’m sure it’s packed with vital information.

Hey, will there be wine at this gathering? I must confess, I enjoy wine. White Grenache, or that pretty pink stuff that comes in a box is good too. I can bring my own if it’s too embarrassing for you or Sucellus to make the purchase. Or at least I’ll reimburse you. :slight_smile:


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Be advised: “Chez Sucellus” has hardwood floors…great for walking, not great for sleeping (sober).

I do have and upstairs loft with NO furniture, but it does have nice fluffy carpeting.

I urge people to consider the camping option, weather permitting. The super extended forcast is calling for either warm and sunny or cold and shitty, with a slight chance of a tornado or alien invasion.

Welcome to Northwest Ohio.

Sucellus, that weather/invasion forecast sounds just like Michigan. Thanks! Now I know how to pack. Bikini & coppertone, snomobile suit & mittens, and my alien-deflecting tinfoil hat.


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In this entire thread, I have no mention of a time frame for this party. So when should we all start showing up for this party? If we showed up at 6 a.m., would you be upset with us? :slight_smile:

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

Sorry, that should read:

In this entire thread, I have seen no mention of a time frame for this party. So when should we all start showing up for this party? If we showed up at 6 a.m., would you be upset with us? :slight_smile:

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

Thanks for the offer, Cristi.

The shindig is happening at a pretty busy time for me, but I haven’t given up hope of making it yet. I should know better if I can do it by the end of this week.


“Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known” - Michel Gyquem de Montaigne

Shadow, you can show up at 6am if you like; it won’t bother me one iota. At least until Sucellus calls and wakes me up.

Actually, any time after about 4pm is fine. I’m usually awake on the weekends by about then.

Actually, I was kidding about the 6 a.m. part. I have to work Friday evening, which means I won’t even get to bed until at least 3 a.m. Saturday. Most hotels will not let you check in until after 3 p.m. anyway, so starting the party at 4 p.m. sounds like a good plan to me.


Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

Milo: Drop me an email if you’d like to hook up before this thing, and we can work something out!

The rest of the Michigan contingent: Sooo, has anyone decided on a good spot to hitch our wagons together would be? You don’t want to leave this decision up to me. You don’t. Just trust me. No, don’t trust me. Just tell me where to meet you and I’ll be there.

UncleBeer: I can’t get that file open. I get a message saying that it’s either damaged, or this Dr. Watson thingy that I never knew my computer had doesn’t like it. I am bumming, because I really want to see the aerial shots.

Oh, and has anyone located a drummer yet?


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:::hoists thread on to shoulder, lugs it back to the top:::

Hey! Toledo is only a week & a half away! Yay!


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I noticed in another thread that Shirley Ujest remarked that she lives in Clawson, which is only a hop, a skip and a jump from Troy, where Saraam now resides. Maybe one of us should “kidnap” her and bring her down to Toledo.

Cristi, about meeting somewhere so we can drive down “caravan style”, I need some idea as to your intended driving route. I’m still trying to decide whether to take I-75 down there or US-23.

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson