I would prefer, walk up to someone and ejaculate, “Is that a 1920’s style deathray in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”
Ejaculate - it’s my word of the day.
I’ve said “Gotcha ya!” more than once, and never been met with anything resembling a glimmer of recognition…
While there are certifiable geeks on here, I don’t consider myself a geek by any stretch of the imagination.
I actually resist the urge to bail from this geeky, left-wing clearinghouse almost daily.
Don’t scare away the non-geeks and non lefties.
So, the signal should something not-so-geeky… or lefty for that matter.
Dude, you have almost 8,000 posts. Embrace your inner geekdom.
No no no. I help balance out the geekiness!
“Well, this is pretty mundane and pointless, but I must share it…”
got an E-mail the other day from a friend. She is not a member or hardly even heard of this board.
It was one of those joke deals that show a picture and you need to click on the pic to get the joke ending. In this case it was a lovely lady in a thong bending over at a fridge looking in. When you click on the photo it shows the thong close up. It shows a hairy ball sack .
It then immediately came up with a screen that announces “GOTCHA YA!!!”
I thought to myself we have a jokester among us somewhere!
Only time I ever heard that phrase except here.
I think “Great Zotti!” would be the way to go since it could pass for just an expression but the rest of Dopeland would be in on the joke. Otherwise, I’d vote for “buckeyes” as a throwaway answer.
uh huh. suuuuuure.
Besides, who says being a geek is a bad thing? A geek is someone who has passion about a particular fandom. One of your fandoms is obviously dopery . . .
come to the dark side, Phil. We have buckeyes.
Woohoo! I am masturbating like a motherfuck!
Add this to list in post #19. 
Right, because telling the audience about that time you ate camel during the contestant-intro bit is sooo dignified.
I haven’t been posting long enough for my opinion to be meaningful here, but I wanted to point out that if I heard/read/saw “Cite?” I’d be moire inclined to think the poster/writer/speaker was sending a shout out to the Snopes* board than this one.
*Am I allowed to say that here? I am unaware of any rivalries but the two boards do share some similarities.
I occasionally see people write something like “Hello Amy!” next to their “Final Jeopardy!” wagers, leading Alex to inquire “Who is Amy?” You could easily scrawl a similar greeting to Opal. Some contestants who bet nothing on the Final and/or have no idea of the correct response come up with such questions as “Who is Ed Zotti?” (not an actual example, but easy enough to do if the situation warrants).
Wonder out loud what would happen if you pan fried semen.
Or wonder how great it would be to have a monkey butler.
You could do what to their dog?
THEIR WHOLE DOG!
It refers to a poster once who was upset about something, and in his Pit rant, at one point said “I burning your dog!” (It might even have been the thread title).
The whole box?
Unless we, being the brilliant, cultured folk we tend to be, actually know the Final Jeopardy answer