I know a preposition song. Here is the song:
With on for after at by in,
instead of against near between
With over up acording too
Around about beyond into…
Aw screw it. I don’t remeber the second verse. And I can’t sing. So nevermind it. We had to memorize it for a class a year or 2 ago. Then we had to say/sing it to prove we memorized it. :rolleyes: I never got it done.
I can draw anything except monkeys, buildings or cars!
(anyone who wants me to draw a monkey driving off a building in a car can go to hell.)
“Hey, baby, wanna hear me reel off all the prepositions in under 10 seconds? 'Cause I’ll do it for you.” Is that a preposition proposition?
How, exactly are you going to work sequins into this?
Hmmmmm, so could you come up with some publicity posters that don’t involve monkeys driving cars into buildings??
How can you not draw buildings? They’re just big boxes. With windows. And the occasional architectural feature…
Like I can talk. My stick people are marginally recognizable. I reserve my artistry for other things. Non-drawing things. But I digress.
Anyway, work up a few sketches and we’ll talk.
Sequined horn-rimmed glasses, silly!
Hot pink will work for me. Also purple. I do love me some purple! Maybe we can have hot pink spinning plates, and purple sticks, and wear gold sequinned vests, and maybe those silver tinsel-looking mullet wigs … you know, so no one knows it’s “us” coming back to perform again … I am picturing for the background a plain black curtain, covered in black sequins (the black-on-black look again). Probably we can work tap shoes into this somewhere too.
Brilliant! Also, perhaps a sequinned leisure suit … ?
I like it! In fact, I think they come in different colors – tinsel wigs for everyone!
And, fcm, did you remember to order the glitter eyeshadow?
Eyeshadow? Excuse me, but it’s all I can do to deal with the sequins vendors!! Besides, what do I look like, the Avon Lady?!?!?
No if you’ll excuse me, I have to call World o’ Sequins again…
My dream, come friggin’ true. I always wanted a mullet.
Well, this year I was nominated for a Pulitzer. For writing and all that.
Really.
But I wasn’t a finalist. And frankly, I didn’t have a shot at being a finalist.
So that’s my talent. Writing like hellfire and losing. Sigh.
Bummer, MercyStreet. I guess offering you the job of writing program copy would be adding insult to injury? 
I fear my main talent is good ONLY on the casting couch.
To put it politely (not because you all are delicate, but so I don’t get banned from the boards) when most guys ::ahem:: play ball, once they knock their ::ahem:: ball out of the park, as it were, they tend to experience some problems holding their bat high for a while.
I do not have this problem.
Klytus – this is all very well and good – but where are the sequins?
You know what this thing needs? Ocelots, sequinned ocelots.
hybrid_dogfish, I like your vision. Get right on that, will ya? Oh, but make sure no ocelots are harmed in the application of sequins. We don’t need to open that can of worms.
I would’ve expected some more concern that no sequins are harmed in the application to the ocelots. 
Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
[sigh To justify use of this username, I’m contractually obligated to do Bullwinkle jokes whenever the proper setup appears. sigh]
What’s this about sequenced ocelots? Is that anything like getting one’s ducks in a row. And do ducks row or paddle? And let’s not forget the immortal words of Sgt. Joe Friday: “Do ducks, do time.” In due time, I may make it to the Borscht Belt. Would you believe, borscht suspenders? Maybe a beet g-string?
Sorry. But after all the Iraq threads this week, I need to blow off some steam.
Should I be rejected by this talent search, let me suggest my roomie, Rocket J. Squirrel. Man, what that little guy can’t do with someone’s nuts. . .
Excuse me, FCM and Twixter.
Your stage manager, here. I just got a call from the lighting designer. He’s having fits over the sequin fest going on.
Shall I sack him and hire someone who’s not afraid of blinding the audience?
Geez, what a sissy. You’d think the lawyers had been talking over their concerns about a lawsuit with him. (er…) Issuing sunglasses to the audience as they enter really should take care of this – whaddya think, FCM.