But you can’t hurt sequins! Can’t be done. They’re tough and resilient, and sparkly!!
twicks, seems to me with all of our ads emphasizing the sequins, we can’t possibly be held liable for temporary sequin blindness. See if the light guy can get some filters that’ll give the sparkle without the glare. What are we paying him for, anyway??
I’m not really talented but I do look FAAAAAAAAAA-BU-LOUSSSSSSS in sequins. So, I’m willing to help out as long as I get to wear sequins.
swampy, honey, you look faaaaaaaaaaa-bu-lousssssss regardless – but here, take this sequined top hat and cumberbund and get ready – you’re going to be tossing the flaming armadillos to the jugglers.
Are the armadillos on fire or are they just prancing around being real bitchy? 
Your call.
Hmmmmmmmmmm… let’s see, if they’re on fire, we could get marshmallows and toast em while the jugglers are juggling. If they’re prancing around being bitchy, perhaps they’d make mimosas for us while being juggled. What to do, What to do!
I think our costumes will work wonderfuly, and the black on black is a stroke of pure genius. Silver tinsel-looking mullet wings? Aweessommee… I am not good with tap, I tried it when I was smaller, but I wasn’t a fan of it. I’m in ballet, and on Pointe. OH OH! lightbulb I have the bestest idea. I think we could do a flame thing, but the flames are SEQUINS!!! I can hot glue sequins on my point shoes so it looks all firey. If we do blue flames, it will make us look extra cool!
Oh and FCM, I think I have some sparkly eye shadow that I can give away.
I’ve decided the armadillos will be the swishy bitchy kind. That way, we get mimosas during the juggling and the armadillos can dispense fashion and interior design tips. It’ll be a showstopper for sure!
Complete and utter awesomeness. We totally rock. Make me some flaming pointe shoes, too, even though I can’t do pointe - at least we’ll match, which is important! And I look wonderful in sparkly eye shadow, too.
If we make you up more, it wont matter you won’t be on Pointe. So I think blue flames would look really cool. It would go with the black backround.I am thinking of a dark purple top and a black velet skirt lined with sequins.We can have sparkley blue eyeshadow and fake eyelashes. We can also have our mullet wigs> What color should the wig be?
The wigs should match the shoes, I think, so that when we are doing our trick “illusion spin” type moves, the audience won’t know which end is up. Or else, we should have golden, flowing, long tinsel wings down to our butts.
Oooo. I like the golden hair down to our butts idea. It will be a nice contrast, with our blue flames, and almost a sequiny gothic look.
Exactly!
Although, in all fairness, we shouldn’t be too terrific. I mean, we can’t help but be terrific, of course, we just don’t want to be too terrific, or the armadillos and the ocelots and the singing-and-dancing-and-guitar-playing hula dogs will never want to work with us again.
We’ll end up in Vegas, and I can’t go back there right now. Not after all that unpleasantness with Celine Dion …
But we will be terrific, won’t we?
Oh yes. We will be extremley terrific. You are right. We can’t be up to our full potential of terrificness, because we don’t want to be gloaters do we? If we do well here, we can do our own gigs. If the heat dies down with you and Celine Dion, we can become Vegas Show Girls. We can’t go to Miami though, I got into a brawl with a model, because I was prettier then her. Some people just can’t stand perfect people. If we don’t do well in Vegas, we can always be won in poker games.
Yes, we can. In fact, I don’t even need to be won in a poker game. I can just stand there with a sign: Will Work For Sequins.
That sounds like a dandy idea. We can get more for the show that way.
I could be helpful on or off stage!
I can do this weird thing with my index fingers where they look like they wiggle like a worm (saw Jane Curtain do it when she was still n Saturday Night Live and imitated).
ALso, once a week I host an 80s music show called “The Spandex Years” at a college radio station (WRUW FM 91.1). I could spin disks while people are performing and “play them off” the stage.
Stepping Up to the Mic,
Patty
Of course it’s a stroke of pure genius! We did it ages ago, twickster and I! And now you two are trying to take the credit! Just see if I ever share my sequins with you!
Oy! I forgot you guys said it first! Well I never said we made it up! Don’t be so rash! We are all sharing sequins! That isn’t FAIR! pouts
Oooh! A suggestion to Accentuate the Sparkle of the sequins. They have those glasses that make anything bright look like there is a starburst around it. They sell those at this place that makes 3D glasses (lightbulb) if only there were a way to work in 3D glasses. I know! The Molar CAM! IN 3D! 
And for the plate spinners, can we use Neon Tubes? If technogeeks can put them in computers, we surely can put them under plates.
I don’t make the Talent you Show, I make the Talent you Show Better.