However, some rule shortly after rule 34 states, “Websites that people would pay money for it was women, people aren’t going to pay money for if it’s men.” We needs keep our days-job.
How you doin?
Mmmmmmm Vinyl Turnip!
A few crumbs in the sheets just that one time and it might as well be leprosy.
I’ll cuddle, ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies, I don’t fear your leprosy.
No one ever wants to cuddle with evil 
I think Der Trihs needs a hug. From my socialist point of view, cuddling him would do the greatest good. In a totally hetero way, of course, 'cuz I’m not queer. Usually.
Well, the thing about me and Der Trihs cuddling is that it might cause an explosion, or an implosion, but in any case some sort of improbable event. Which is, of course, why it would be interesting! So long as nobody mentions religion, we agree on so many things it’s scary 
Cuddling with my other favorite leftie, Red Fury, would have to involve the telly switched off. No footie while cuddling, mostly to avoid the risk of elbowed ribs caused by excess excitement.
And then there’s that guy… you know, the sunny one who lives in this country where people aren’t American (although they are in America) and they aren’t Brits (although their Queen is called Elizabeth II) and who designs ecohouses.
Freudian Slit. I have no idea why. I don’t even know what she looks like.
Freudian Slit…That’s one of my favorite user names!
Aww. Thanks. 
Since it’s a little chilly up here in the Frozen North (-28C yesterday morning here in Bancroft), cuddling would be a Very Good Idea.
Other dopers I’ll add to my Cuddle List: Twickster, Cerowyn, pbbth, Alice The Goon, aruvqan…
You are still one of my favorite dopers.
I second that. There are a lot of clever screen names here.
I’m assuming that after my many responses in that “babies crying in public” Pit thread very few of my fellow Dopers would like to cuddle up with me.
I am, however, oftentimes very sweet and sensitive, contrary to popular belief.
Stauderhorse
I don’t think you’re allowed to add people just because you know they’re open to threesomes 
Haha! I was just coming in here to say something similar. I saw that thread, and <gulped>, but I stick with my earlier choice.
Thanks. Careful of the venomous quills.
I thought the venomous quills were pretty much the point. Vinyl Turnip - the best last hug you’ll ever have!
Aww, thanks.
I’ll go with I Have Hippos in my garden! because despite knowing that hippos are in real life mean tempered and kill more than any other animal (I think?) in Africa, I still can’t help seeing them as round cutesy cartoonish animals. And a garden full of them? What fun!
From cuddle sluts to cuddle whores. This thread has gone to hell. Paying for cuddling. what will come next?