Having thoroughly searched the locker room for the box labeled ‘Daunt’ to no avail, danceswithcats continues undaunted towards the other end of the field, with the ball discarded by S/K.
Tean DDD
Doc sidles up to danceswithcats, mainly because he’s always wanted to sidle up next to someone. I sounds like such a cool thing to do - sidle up. So much more sofisticated than a mosey. Sidling accomplished, Doc takes the not-so-lilaclly-smelling ball from danceswithcats in exchange for a sample sized daunt. Since this is ony Team DDD’s 2nd touch and scoring is not an option, Doc quickly loses interest, drops the ball and goes to look for some Doperball groupies.
TEAM 1…
Denied.
Boot it to…
danceswithcats, who catches boot and ball. How much to buy back your boot, Yeti?
In search of another player from Team DDD, he skips down the field, leaving the semi-shoeless behind.
Team DDD
Attracted by the skipping, Doc wanders over. Seeing that it’s not a Doperball groupie but only danceswithcats, Doc grunts, takes the ball mid-skip, and heaves it mightily skyward.
There are Doperball groupie, aren’t there?
Team DDD
Woohoo! Snag off of Dr. J! Sidearm toss whilst evading defenders! Score!!
And the contract values start climbing again! 
Game point, people! Time to finish 'em off…
As Hal said, it’s 10-3, Team DDD. Team 1, you better get going!
Boooo…
Playing for Pride now, Yeti takes the ball and sprinkles itching powder only to DDD players, smirks, and rolls it towards…
the ball, tainted with an illegal substance, rolls towards the Team DDD mascot Dog, who begins a scratching frenzy. Lacking proper decon equipment, danceswithcats grabs the team Gatorade jug and dumps it on the ball and pooch. Lucky for the dog, he’s fond of Pina Colada flavor, and the ball is clean enough to handle, albeit sticky.
Victory, HO-a downfield boot towards
Team DDD
dwc to Doc to Hal. Doesn’t have the same ring as Tinkers to Evans to Chance but, hey, if the play works…
Centering pass to Hal - take it, baby!
REJECTED!!!
Nothing else to do but take the ball and go home.
:Greenback takes off for the locker rooms with the ball:
: walks up to Greenback and sticks out her hand :
C’mon, you know the routine by now. 
: Looks for a DDDer to throw it to :
Team DDD
Over here, harmless!!
Snagging the pass (or, more likely, the “dribbling roll”…zombies are not known for their athleticism), Hal charges upfield. He shucks left, executes a beautiful spin move, jukes right…and then realizes there aren’t really any defenders making a play on the ball.
But, hell with it, this is game point.
He continues blazing upfield, ready to stiff-arm anyone who gets in his way. Approaching the goal, he flings the ball in the air, trying to set up the game-winning alley-oop pass. And the ball goes to…
Greenback is following harmless around just in case he receives the ball and…
There it lands right in his arms.
“I think we have to talk harmless. You know, … about us. Sometimes I just feel that I give and I give but I still feel so alone…”
Yoink!
As well you should.
: skips away with the ball :
Sensing that this last point will be hard-fought, danceswithcats waits for harmless to skippily trip over an untied shoelace, allowing the ball to be grabbed and hurled back downfield
Team DDD
Doc grabs the pass from dwc and, wasting no time lest another poster jump in and steal his glory, fires a shot at the net.
Scoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore!
Game, set, match!
Bring on the groupies! Greenback, how 'bout picking up all those flowers the fans are showering onto the field and bring 'em to my locker? 'Preciate it.
Hey! Zombies don’t wear shoes!
We wear thongs!
I noticed you wear a thong, harmless. It shows through those cute Doperball shorts.
Okay, Team 2 (under any incarnation) continues it’s dominance over Team 1 with an 11-3 win. Okay, are we going to play again? I want in! I’m ready for my triumphant return! Whoever decides to ref, it might not be a bad idea to mix up the teams a little, because, like I said before, Team 1 is sitting on a .000 winning percentage.