Someone for the two pointer!
Hurry!
: rah, rah, go us! :
I caught harless’ pass and kick it off to…
harless? :dubious:
Whatchya tryin’ to say? 
It was Greenback’s ball. I was just cheering us on.
Whomever it was intended for, I pick it off and throw a behind-the-back bounce pass that ends up in the hands of…
**Greenback **had the last legal possession, so I’ll take it from there to the GOAL!
[junior reffing]Actually, looking back, you were the last legal touch as Greenback forgot to call the name of who it came from.[/jr]
Hmm… looks like Sternvogel got it legitimately from you, who kicked off, so I guess I’ll get the ball from Sternvogel and take it to the goal!
While the debate rages on as to whether or not Professor Plum had the Doperball in the Conservatory or not, danceswithcats grabs the ball from one of those other team type peoples and moonwalks down the field to…
If this score stands, we now have a 7-6 lead; if not, my reception of harmless’s kick was the last legal play, and Greenback’s subsequent post (as well as all following it) are immaterial. So if one of the Toddies is the next poster, you can go for a one-pointer and the lead!
Me, who believes CandidGamera’s latest post is correct and we {b]now** have an indisputable 7-6 lead.
It’s not easy to ref while on a conference call with some of the company’s top dogs, but I am trying to follow along. And it seems to be that you’re correct, Sternvogel.
God, I wish these people would shut up and let me off the phone already!
: grabs the pass from Sternvogel and punts it down the field to… :
Introduce them to Doperball. 
Scuba Ben leaps up to catch harmless’s punt, misses, and goes sprawling on the grass. The ball bounces off his butt into the GOOOOOOOAL!
A Team One lead??? I never thought I’d see the day. . .stupid radio, you’ve thrown off my sleeping, and thus my doperball! I’ll take that, Sternvogel, and then toss it off to another Chicken, hopefully. . .let’s go, folks!
Still not quite awake, huh? 
I’ll take it right back, lob a baseball pass downcourt, and hope harmless and CandidGamera can work a fast break for another score!
Strinka catches Sternvogel’s pass, runs off to the airport and hops on a plane to Amsterdam. Unfortunately the airline loses his luggage which the ball is in but it is found by…
But instead, danceswithcats intercepts the pass from Sternvogel, and using a slingshot made from the collected thongs of the Doperball Cheerleaders, Snaps the ball downfield to…
so I’ll grab it from strinka instead