ButtonJockey308 is hurtling toward Keapon at a startling speed of a guy his size, an explosive tackle, and BAM, the ball is loose!!!
Picking the ball up after buttonjockey308 briefly touches it, I toss to…
back into the grubby hands of Keapon.
I glance around and throw a long one …
Keapon’s long bomb of a pass is spotted by danceswithcats who has barely enough time to finish his beer, belch loudly, and crush the can on his forehead before catching the pass and throwing it to…
Me! After foiling another score, I look downfield, and spot a wide-open…
wheelbarrow, which catches the ball nicely, allowing danceswithcats to head back the other way with ball and beer.
I grab the ball from the wheelbarrel and scream “PRESIDENT BUSH SIGNED A LAW TODAY MAKING HIM DICTATOR FOR LIFE!!”. While everyone falls upon their knees and wails I take advantage of the confusion and quickly pass the ball in the direction of…
Only to lose it to me, as I disgustedly throw the ball down and see it picked up by…
Unfortunately while **Sternvogel ** is grasping air, I grab the ball from **emekthian ** and SCOREEEE!
:: catches Strenvogel’s pass ::
Ha!
Axe-whack!!
:: Uses axe to bat ball ::
Damn!
since Regallag actually caught the ball from Keapon, I’ll snag it from Regallag and throw it for for GOAL!!!
Okay, we’re still up by a 9-7 count, so I’ll put the ball into play with a bicycle kick to the corner.
Preferring to ride as opposed to kicking bicycles, danceswithcats scoops up the pass from Sternvogel and rides to the other end of the field, baseball cards snapping in the spokes all the way (How Retro) 
Scuba Ben clothes-lines danceswithcats (sorry, Paul, but the game’s afoot), loads the ball in a trebuchet, and fliiiiiings the ball about a kilometer down the field.
Head-buts the ball from Scuba_Ben, and then goes to slice up the trebuchet
Scuba Ben’s (I’ll get you at an unnamed future juncture) 
pass exits Cecil Stadium and ends up in the parking lot, where danceswithcats recovers it and charges back onto the field where a pass is made to…
But since Axe-Man was first, I’ll just hand it to…
Phelan from danceswithcats…SCORES!!!GOOOOOOAAAL!!!
gruver picks it up and casually flings it over her shoulder to…