Doperball III

Hmmm… think I’ll go over to the field and see if JimSox ever managed to get his pants back on.

What’s this? The icky ball is just laying here. It’s trying to touch my shoe! Ew! Ok, I’ll just give it a little kick to get it outta the way so’s I can put my cooler down. I mean it’s almost 9:00 AM and I ain’t even had my first beer yet!

Yes, swampy, I got some shorts on after changing out of the ref outfit. Now I’m going to kick this ball I got from you a very long way and run toward it, hoping you won’t sneak up behind me.

<snerk> Sneaks up behind JimSox just as he’s about to kick the ball and pantses him! <snerk>

Ok folks…the Official Ref is back on the field. So far, the Chickens of Briston…err, Bristol lead Team 1 by a score of three-zip. JimSox5 of the CoB was the last one to touch the ball.

C’mon, Team 1…let’s make this interesting! <Tweeeeeeeeet!> Game on!

Trying very hard to ignore the wardrobe malfunction taking place upfield, danceswithcats snags the pass from JimSox5 and sends it on to…

Zebra!

Who then reminds everyone of what the teams are.
Team 1: A B C G H I M N O S T U Y
Chickens of Bristol: D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z

Then he kicks the ball to…

CoB in position for a two-pointer…

CandidGamera reluctantly steps in for the unenthusiastic Team One, taking Zebra’s kick back down the field, to…

Ah, swampy, why do I bother wearing pants at all? I ignore my nakedness from the waist down and grab CandidGamera’s kick. From there I will begin to dribble the ball, until I try to do a spin move. Then the ball bounces off my foot into the hands of. . .

Hey! The icky ball almost knocked a beer outta my hands. Watch it willya? Geez! Eyes JimSox nekkid booty and tosses the ball back out onto the field where…

Caught the ball from JimSox5, and with my mighty Nordic fury, I hurl it to…

Ooops. Got it from Swampbear, and hurl it (still with Nordic fury) to…

Since swampy’s the last legal possessor, I take it downfield from him…

Make that Regallag.

Stolen from CandidGamera, hurls it to…

I only do it for you, swampy. Anyway, I’ll take the pass from Regallag (who I think is on my team), and throw it towards a Chicken, hoping for the score. . .

danceswithcats who was watching the three way ball fight between Regallag, swampy and CandidGamera with amusement. Loading the Doperball into his 1920s Style Hello Kitty Death Ray®, he blasts the ball at near warp speed downfield to…

This just in: JimSox5 instercepted the previous pass, so now danceswithcats fires into the goal for SCORE!!!

Does enzone dance Woo hoo

Hoping a flag won’t be thrown for poor preview of spelling. :rolleyes:

GAME ON!

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