aw hell. I’ll take the ball from sternvogel instead before passing to…
Who has the ball? Can I have some cake?
lessee. If I gave it to Sternvogel who gives it back to me, then I’ll toss the damn thing into the trash can nailed to a tree which serves as a goal, I think.
Crap. I forgot the two touch before score rule. That girl by the penalty box is cute. I’ll go over there and chat her up.
And while you’re chatting, I’ll grab the ball from the trash can and run off towards…
Team 1 (Hairy A’s): A B C F G H I M N O T U Y
Team 2 (???): D E J K L P Q R S V W X Z
Just doin’ my part.
Team 1 (Hairy A’s): A B C F G H I M N O T U Y
Team 2 (???): D E J K L P Q R S V W X Z
Snakescatlady, you have a chance to score!
…Feydeau – hey – how’d I get this thing again???
Looking for the chocolate cake (and milk) the ball is grabbed by…
Where Marque Elf retrieves the ball from where danceswithcats carelessly left it and strolls nonchalantly across the goal line and scores. The score is now tied 4-4 but the Hairy A’s are on the move.
Hoping to get my post in before anyone else, I intercept from Feydeau and pass to…
Ref?
Is this a score? We need a ruling.
…Feydeau who has appeared again from nowhere.
As we wait for the ref, I pass to…
We appear to be playing a self-refereed game, but I think it went from dwc to me (Apteryx) to Faydeu (Apteryx) to Sternvogel (that other team). You could have scored if you’d grabbed it from Feydeu, cuz you’re actually on our team… Right?
GT (hoping for consensus)
Well, I seem to have become a sort of player-ref (where is Draelin, anyway?), so I’ll rule that since gardentraveler (who justifiably protested a missed call a while back) and Feydeau had legal touches before marque elf posted, the score stands. I put the ball back into play…
Happy that her earlier whining paid off, GT grabs the ball and takes it back under the table where there is a super-secret stash of chocolate cake and milk…
GT
Proving how objective Ohioans (former as well as current) can be, gardentraveler and I have each seen things in the respective opponents’ favor. Next poster gets to settle this unique deadlock.
Meanwhile, I steal the ball from GT and loft it to…
twicks, who’s moving a bit slowly from having had an enormous piece of crab-stuffed flounder for dinner (but damn it was good) and who can smell chocolate cake around here somewhere…
danceswithcats who has emerged from yonder penalty box, catching the pass from Sternvogel and passing to…
What was that about unique dreadlocks? Who’s gone all Bob Marley? 
me, who uses the ball as part of a disguise to make me look fat, and strolls down towards the goal, stopping when I think I am reall close, and I lob the ball underhand to…