…Priceguy, cleverly disguised as a ninja cleverly disguised as a jackelope, shoots out of the water like a surface-to-air missile, grabs the ball between his massive pecs and starts swimming for the beach.
There, Enterprise, briefly considering whacking Priceguy as well ('twas a send-away whack I got meself!) finally settles on helping him out of the water and taking the ball in custody. While cleaning the sand from between his toes, however, the ball…
… trickles to Sternvogel, who continues the education of Feydeau by pointing out that Cedar Point is on Lake Erie, at the opposite end of the Buckeye State from the Ohio River. I preview, see that nobody else has posted as I composed this message, and pass to…
Me, who hoofs it through th goal, then does a very excessive victory dance.
With our lead now 8-2, I put the ball into play for the Lemurs by packing it aboard the S.S. Minnow as a tribute to the late Bob Denver. The tiny ship is tossed on the waves, and washes up on the shore of…
…the isle of Rhodes, where Priceguy happens to be vacationing. Yawning in the morning sun, he stretches his arms and accidentally hits the ball, which rolls away and…
…allows Enterprise to score the quickest goal in Doperball VII’s history? Quick, without preview…YAY! 9:2!
With two points separating the Lemurs from victory, Sternvogel puts the ball into play and hopes for a repeat of the last sequence.
Feydeau grabs it and passes it to…
Hope away, lemurboy – twicks parachutes in, grabs the ball, dons a rocket pack, and jets off…
Clarification: twicks parachutes in, grabs the ball from Feydeau, dons a rocket pack, and jets off…
… but somehow lands at the Purdue airport, where Sternvogel has just gone up in a Cessna for the first time, as a passenger of one of his friends. Relieved that he also managed to come back down, he passes the ball to…
Feydeau who will happily remain on the ground, thankyewverymuch.
Relieved that he is still on the ground, he passes to…
…Enterprise, who is also glad that Sternvogel made it back. Overwhelmed by the joy of it all, he doesn’t see…
…people replying before him, apparently!
Sternvogel, who hopes Enterprise is there to catch this pass…
…pass? What pass? Oh wait look, a ball…what if I give it a little nudge HERE…
…but Feydeau intercepts (although a double-touch by Enterprise would be illegal anyway) and passes it to…
Sternvogel, who realizes Enterprise lost out in a simulpost battle and thus never got in a legal touch on that last Lemur possession. Now
hen it will hit the lader, which makes the candle v=burn, which drops the weight, which hits a trampoline, and bounces off in and hits… nothing. Stupid rube Goldberger device.
Rassing freashing…
I pick up the ball and throw it through the goal posts.