This Just In Again …
Mead and chocolate beat actual athletic ability any day of the week.
Score now stands tied at 4. 
Woo-hoo!
(Or should that be w00t?)
WhyNot starts making kiwi-mango salsa for the burgers. 
…and Feydeau grabs the ball and tosses it to…
bouv, who gets the steal! He sends a mighty lob across the entire field praying it lands in the hands of…
…Snakescatlady, who drops the ball and throws her margarita to…
twicks, who’s not easily fooled – she dives for the ball and catches it, skidding halfway across the field, but holding the ball up so it can be handed off to …
…Feydeau who triumphantly steals the ball and tosses it to…
bouv, master of the steal. Who, while cursing twickster for not scoring, lobs the ball at…
Damn! Sorry! I thought you were on the other team. That’s why I’d be better off as the cheerleader (words I never thought I’d type…)
… snags ball from bouv and heads for the goal, but is ready to pass it off to …
…Strinka, who does a magnificent dive over the end line.
grabs pom-poms and woo-hoos wildly
Team 1: A B C G H I M N O S T U Y
Team 2: D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z
Now, my understanding is that since three members of Team One have had the ball, Strinka diving over the end line with the ball constitutes a score, in which case the ball is back in play…
…and Feydeau grabs it, looks around confusedly and passes it to …
(Now, if Strinka actually had to say something along the lines of “I have gotten a point” to get a point, then s/he didn’t and Team One didn’t get that point, in which case I still have the ball.)
Can someone explain this all to me, using very small words and possibly some hand gestures? And go slowly, it may take a while for it to all sink in.
bouv, who takes advantager over Feydeau’s lack of rules comprehension.
Only to lose the ball to WhyNot, who clearly shoves it towards **Feydeau **and prays someone else from Team 2 shows up so **Feydeau **can pass it to someone who can score.
However, Sternvogel (who learned there was a game on just as he was about to hit the hay) steps into the passing lane, grabs the ball, and puts it under his pillow, only to hear a loud knock at his door. He groggily wakes up long enough to hand off to…
…Feydeau, who wonders (again) why he’s even here. Suddenly, the ball is grabbed by…
(slight hijack)
You know, just looking at the two teams, the alphabetic distribution seems heavily in favor of Team One.
I’m just sayin’.
(/slight hijack)
Monstre, who alphabetically distributes himself in front of the ball, snaps it up, and runs into the stands with it. Raising his hand and calling for a cotton candy, the ball accidentally slips out and flies up into the air…
…where Feydeau leaps up and grabs it. Running very quickly away from Monstre, he passes it to…