Sternvogel takes possession of both the frozen burrito and the vaporized remains of the Doperball, fuses them together, and observes that the physical reaction somehow produces an ordinary-looking ball. He passes said ball to…
Ahem
Okay, if Scott Plaid somehow touched the ball during that King Tut confusion, and passed it to me, I received the ball and am now looking for an Uppercaser to score our first goal of the game.
Feydeau grabs half of the ball from Scott Plaid and the other half from Sternvogel and tosses it swiflty into the goal for a SCORE!!!
Reffa steffa shneffa – twickster got delayed by a reboot, but is here now to start the next chukker. After gluing the ball back together with refried beans, she passes it off to …
With the lowercase lead reduced to 2-1, Sternvogel puts the ball into play by burying it under the Sphinx. Tunneling to retrieve the orb is…
Okay, I took the ball from twickster. At any rate, it’s buried under the Egyptian desert awaiting recovery.
It is retrived by [del]Scott[/del] the Composite Superman, looking for the ball that bears a resembulancce to him. He has it. Who shall take it away?
Feydeau scores AGAIN and the crowd goes wild.
Phooey!
twickster takes the ball and heads for the Grand Canyon. Mounting a mule (sic), she heads for the bottom of the gorge, where …
Sternvogel has been examining petroglyphs which either reveal an Indian artist of the distant past’s uncanny ability to foresee the appearance of the 1968 Chevy Impala OR are clever frauds. As I examine the artwork, the ball is taken by…
twicks, who, being a girl, isn’t so easily distracted by car pix. OTOH, as an avid gardener, she is easily distracted by plants she’s not familiar with, so as she’s examining some weird little shrub…
Sternvogel distracts her with a plaque that commemorates her 10,000th post. As twickster admires the award’s exquisitely carved depictions of scenes from reality TV shows and MGM musicals, I loft a pass to…
Feydeau who looks around for another teammate for yet another score…
…but twicks glimpses the ball’s movement reflected in the plaque, so she reaches up and snags the ball as it passes over her head. Reality TV fan – musical lover – and single-handed defense contingent of the Lucks – this woman can do it all! As she does an obnoxious hot dog pass interception dance (nimbly avoiding mule droppings) …
Yeah, damn, I forgot to pay attention – I have no idea what thread my the ol’ 10K happened in. 
Since twicks indeed appears to be holding down her team’s fort all by her lower-case lonesome, I knock the ball away from her as she does her interception dance (tap, of course). As I begin to belt a cringe-worthy version of Luck Be a Lady Tonight, the ball is taken by…
Counting backwards in a list of all your posts* I beleive that this one would be your 10,000th. I hope you appreciate my efforts… 
Why, yes I should be at work right now, why do you ask?
*Admins, the new shipment of hamsters should be arriving soon. I feel very badly about searching all that for such a mundane reason.
Feydeau, blinded by the footlights that seem to have popped up on the floor of the Grand Canyon. Not knowing where or to whom, he passes the ball to…
twicks, who considers wanting to get laid a biological imperative. That along with singing and dancing during Doperball. Showing off her fancy footwork, she juggles the ball while doing Maxie Fords – believe me, it’s a sight to see, and one person who’s watching, agape, is …
EarthStone777 in a hotair balloon wafting up the canyon walls. Unfortunately, he passes too close to an eagles nest and the mother eagle attacks the balloon with her talons. As the escaping air propells it into the distance, the Doperball drops into the depths of the grand canyon…