Doperball V--Man, I'm bored

Cemetery Savior, to whose head it adheres, as EarthStone777 didn’t use a really aggressive handi-wipe.

Cemetery Savior walks around, reading the printed DoperBall rulebook, trying to figure out how he could have scored, and (obliviously) lets the ball drop off his head into the waiting hands of…

Sternvogel, whose team has just extended its advantage to 6-2 on Feydeau’s goal, and is in position to score another point!

twickster, who runs the ball through a conveniently placed autoclave, and then tucks it into her pocket as she saunters down the street, where she spots a street vendor selling stuffed animals. While looking through his wares …

Sorry, not sure who I stole from, but the Ucks have lost possession, regardless.

Feydeau sidles up to twicks and tells her he still likes her, in spite of her opposing-teammateness and her alleged doo-doo-headed-ness. However, he grabs the ball and passes it to…

… she loses the ball to Sternvogel, who suggests she buy the giant sloth, because it’ll look funky in her pad. Wondering why I’ve suddenly started to spout '60’s slang, I flip the groovy ball to…

Better yet, I’ve caught the pass from Feydeau and am now looking for an Uppercaser who can score the goal!

The score is now 6 - 2 with the UCks over the LuCks. (Upper Case VS Lower Case)

EarthStone777 does not touch the ball as he want’s some LuCks to join the game before it is a complete blow up.

He also hands a crib sheet* to Cemetery Savior of the rules…

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  • If I missed anything or got something wrong… Ah what am I saying, I’m never wrong. … D & R…

twicks, who squeals “Oh Sternvogel, you’re the ginchiest!,” scaring the hell out of everyone in a two-mile radius but preventing an Uck goal.

Where the devil did my list go?!?!

Damn hampsters…

Agreeing with EarthStone’s hope for a more closely-contested affair but also believing in the “strike while the iron is hot” philosophy, Sternvogel pauses from ironing a Scooby Doo decal on his shirt long enough to kick the ball to…

Ok, Cemetery Savior, forget the Crib Sheet*… You could have scored because you were the third UCks to touch the ball. (Upper Case named player)

Alternatively with your passing the Doper Ball, had another UCks been the next to post we would have gotten 2 points… But twickster was there to block the shot.

  • I’m sure I missed some rules in it anyway.

EarthStone777, who fields it with his knees, pops it into the air with his toes, and, flinging his entire body backwards, boots the ball like a rocket in the direction of…

  • I tried that, striking while the iron is hot, and I burned a hole in my shirt. Speaking of which <sniff, sniff> is that your shirt smouldering Sternvogel?

twickster, of course – she’s tenacious, that gal! Thus, when she tries to hand off the ball to Luckie, it sticks to her hands, but …

Sternvogel comes along with a chemical solution that dissolves the bond and allows the ball to drop to the ground. I pick it up and pass to…

Feydeau, who passes it to…

twicks, who’d be delighted if another Luckie were to show up – as it is, she passes to …

Sternvogel, who points out that Feydeau’s last post was out of sequence and that you actually took the ball from me. Hoping this message is quoted in the next reply to this thread, I pass to…

Feydeau, who really did preview, but is doing four other things simultaneously, and will be leaving in a bit for a different jobsite, and who also wishes some other people would join the game (it’s kinda boring, just the few of us…), and who, finally, passes the ball to…

twickster, who’s headed for home – and agrees on the boredom thing, but can’t not block the freakin’ ball …