Doperball VI

at Captain Carrot’s head again, but misses and throws it directly into his arms, which he promptly unloads to…

Fine, I’ll take it from you instead, and boot it into the arms of…

Kotick, who is in the process of testing the saying “hoist with his own petard” by building such a petard, lighting fire to it, and starts running, with the ball of course, just to not make it when the petard explodes, sending the ball and player flying towards…

the goal, in which progress it will be assisted by Captain Carrot and whoever is along shortly…

But Captain Carot is tackled by Kotick who is still flying after the explosion, and wrestles the ball and kicks it midfield…

to Captain Carrot, who miraculously teleports there, and is assisted by…

The lovely Vanna White…errr… I mean me who has decided to heck with it everybody gets pantsed now… yanks CC’s pants down causing the ball to…

…roll over to Kotick, who is contemplating his broken butterfly-net which is still smoking after the explosion. He tries to catch the ball with it, but suddenly the butterfly-net cathces fire again also lighting the ball covered in inflammable zombie goo, and Kotick has to kick the burning ball over to…

Captain Carrot, who is fortunately protected by his armor, and flings the ball into the stadium, where…

It lands smack in the middle of the cole slaw! I spent hours makin’ that and now it’s got icky ball in it. Picks up slaw covered ball and throws it in the general directon of…

Kotick, who in the meanwhile has had time to build a mini-petard, which he places the ball on top of, lights a fire to, and BOOOOM

Rysto, who is dead unconscious and having nightmares about co-routines. As conciousness has never been a requirement to play doperball, he technically has possession until…

Team Lazy Explosion is really living up to the name. Lets assume that you are dead unconciuos from my explosion, meaning the pass was from Kotick to Rysto.

Carping the diem, as it were, I seize the fish…or is that a fish having a seizure? In any event, I duct tape a fish to the ball which I’ve just managed to obtain from Kotick, dredging same in a nice mixture of flour and Old Bay™, before pan-frying with a hint of garlic and white wine, before tossing the whole mess into the net for SCORE!

And if I hadn’t been kicked off the computer, you wouldn’t have! I carefully pack the ball in bubblewrap, put it in a box, load it in another cannon, and fire it down the field…

Where I, who stayed home during yesterday’s snowstorm and thus failed to get onto the computer or field, catch the ball in my wool cap, and subsequently fling it to…

Snipe, who stands and wonders why he’s holding a ball and how he got on this field when he’s hit from behind and fumbles the ball to…

Pygmy Rugger, ensuring that Sternvogel’s illegal activity is inconsequential, uses a Jedi-mind-trick to boot the ball away, after becoming cannon fodder for Captain Carrot

Indeed, Captain Carrot immediately fires Pygmy Rugger out of a cannon, though not before pocketing the ball; his pocket is picked by…

Check if you’re the third in a row for your team, because that’s how you get points.

Next person needs to post the score and the teams, 'case it’ll be a new page.

Not knowing how I committed an illegal activity, I intercept Pygmy Rugger’s pass and pack the ball into a passing lawyer’s briefcase, from which it is removed by…