Doperball VI

The un-subtitling

It’s been over a year since the last game, so I figured I’d start another one. Of course, I’ll probably curse this and it will sink without a single response.

All previous Doper ball games.

The rules, as laid out by this glorious sport’s founder, Hal Briston.

First, figure out what team you’re on. This is determined by the first letter in your username –
Team 1: A B C G H I M N O S T U Y
Team 2: D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z

Once the game begins, the first person to post has the ball. You can do whatever you like with it, but you must end your post by passing the ball. The next poster is the person who caught the ball. If it’s a teammate, great. If not, oh well, the other team has control.

IMPORTANT: When posting, you must either post the name of the person from whom you are getting the ball, or quote their post. This game creates a lot of cross-posting, so we need that quoting to follow who has legal possession of the ball.

In order to score, three consecutive teammates must touch the ball. When the third person has the ball, they can either toss it into the goal for a point, or pass it off to (hopefully) another teammate. If you choose to pass, and a teammate gets it, they can either toss it in for two points or they can pass as well. If a teammate catches this pass, they must put it in the goal for three points.

Be careful with all this extra-point passing however, because once you touch the ball you cannot touch it again until there is a score, or the opposing team gains control.

Once you score, the ball is tossed back into the middle and we begin again.

One other quick thing…if you’re one of the first people to post on a new page, please copy and paste the “Usernames beginning with…” team listings (it’s helpful to have it on each page, so you know who your teammates are).

Game is to 11, must win by two.

EDIT: Oh, and considering the new editing capabilities, I’ll make a new rule forbidding editing your posts in the event of a simulpost.

As if I need more to distract me from my schoolwork.

Uh, you do realize that, at this moment, most Dopers are busy with, ahem, a ball game?

Or, in other words, Chronos sneaks onto the abandoned field, and steals the ball from under the nose of Strinka, who was waiting for the kickoff time. He fades back, and throws it high [hangtime clock], to be caught by…

Fetchund! Interception of Chronos pass!

The Good Captain snatches the ball from Fetchund and passes to:

danceswithcats wanders onto the field, looking dazed and confused (or is it confused and dazed?) before unwittingly intercepting the pass from Captain Carrot and head butting the ball upfield to…

Captain Carrot snatches it back before handing it off to-

Since **Captain Carrot ** did not follow the rules and mention that he got the ball from danceswithcats, Rubystreak grabs the ball out of the clutches of CC on behalf of Team 2 and runs like hell… one more Team 2 person touches it and we can score!

Grrr. Nice try. Captain Carrot snatches it from Rubystreak and drop-kicks it to…

I move that if there is no dispute over control of the ball, mentioning the previous poster’s name doesn’t matter. Nobody posted between me and dances so it’s not important that I didn’t say his name.

Hey, I’m the referee here! … But you’re right.

Too bad. Those are the rules. :stuck_out_tongue:

The ball is currently in possession by Team 1

Not any more. I will toss it to:

Oakie snags the ball from Captain Carrot and streaks down the field for Team 1, zipping a behind the back no look pass to…

Rubystreak, intercepting and reclaiming the ball for Team 2 from Oakminster. I’m running, I’m running, and handing it off to…

I’m taking it from Rubystreak yet again, slipping it behind my back to…

Sorry. Giving this one to Oakminister.

Wow, I really can’t resist taking it back from you, Captain Carrot. I held out for 16 whole minutes. Team 2 has the ball again.

It’s truly a war, Rubystreak. I tickle you, snatch the ball, and hurl it wildly into the arms of…

(New rule: every new poster has to come up with a creative way to pass the ball.)

For some reason, that’s never needed to be a rule before. Everyone’s just done it on their own. C’mon people, where’s the pantsing?

Chronos!

Or, at least, I thought I had it… Darn thing must have quantum-tunnelled.

(and as a point of order, do I interpret correctly that Strinka is not a valid player?)

Can’t let Team 1 score. Rubystreak, with the ball for Team 2, dribbling the ball, looking desperately for someone on my team to pass it to…

Yeah, I guess I should have mentioned that in the OP but I thought people were familiar enough with this to know it. I’m the referee. I determine who gets the ball in simulposts and suchlike. This role was filled by Hal Briston in the first, third and fourth games, JimSox5 in the second, and Draelin in the fifth. (I hope I got those right. I did that from memory.)