SCL chases an errant feline onto the field and grab the ball from rosie, tossing it toward the goal…
Enfant Terrible swoops in for the interception of a possible point-scoring pass from anyrose! He spins left, jukes right, then decides ‘aw, the hell with it’ and throws a wobbly duck toward the sideline, in the general direction of…
Ah, that’s 4-2 to the Quetzals.
Rysto puts the ball back into play…
And Captain Carrot promptly snatches it again, losing control to…
Rysto - you are not on the Queztels! The Queztels are Team #1.
Rubystreak, his eternal nemesis. Bwah ha h…oops, also an eternal klutz, Rubystreaktrips and sends the ball flying into the hands of…
Yes, I know. You guys, the Queztals, are up 4-2 after SnakesCatLady’s goal.
Captain Carrot, the endless exchange, but leaving his grasp to fall to…
Enfant Terrible, who is determined to get on the stat sheet! He picks up the Captain Carrot fumble and, hoping for the assist, throws a no-look pass to…
Rubystreak, dusting herself off from her last spill, has the ball bounce off her forehead, into her hands, and then back out to…
Rysto, who shoots it in for goal!
Teams:
Team 1(Jovial Queztals): A B C G H I M N O S T U Y
Team 2(Team Lazy Explosion): D E F J K L P Q R V W X Z
Score is Queztals 4, Lazy Explosion 3
Grr. I’m taking it back. And giving it to…
Hey, Ruby! The no-look is named for the passer, not for the receiver! But way to keep heads-up!
Enthused by the goal, Enfant Terrible is looking to start the equalizing rally! But running down the field he’s suddenly distracted by the most effective anti-Enfant distraction ever devised… Gabrielle Union! The ball drops harmlessly out of Terrible’s hands, who is helplessly drooling a river on the sideline! It’s picked up by…
I will learn to preview. I will learn to preview.
Enfant Terrible sheepishly inbounds the ball after the faux pas to…
Rysto, who’s hoping for another quick strike…
Rubystreak, who freakin’ SCORES at last!!! Now I can die happy. 
So it’s now 4-4, right?
Ok, people you can be more creative than that.
No more “Name passes it to…”
I’m not going to enforce that rule, but c’mon, the last creative thing was the Hal zombie.
And Rubystreak, yes it’s 4 to 4.
Hal is a zombie? There’s a zombie on the field? And me, with nothing but a ball? How do you crush the cerebrum of a zombie with nothing but a squishy round object?
Rubystreak busts the ball, feverishly bends it until it’s vaguely pointy, all the while deftly avoiding the snapping jaws of the Hal!Zombie, and then jams it right into Hal/Zack’s gaping, hollow eye socket. Hal mutters, “No brains! Grrr! ARgh!” and falls to the ground, dead once again.
I then drop the deflated ball, which is covered in sticky black ichor, wiping my hands on Strinka. The ball is then picked up by…
GT grabs the ball very carefully from Rubystreak (think hazmat suit) and climbs into a convertible which she rapidly drives through the nearest car wash. While the car is being dried, the ball flies out of the car wash into the waiting arms of…