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What is your favorite word? Aardvark
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What is your least favorite word? Dubya
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What turns you on? Porn
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What turns you off? TV Evangelists
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What sound do you love? flute/saxaphone/clarinet solos
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What sound do you hate? 3 years old girl(s) screeching
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What is your favorite curse word? Scheisse
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What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Inventor
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What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything in medical field
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If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Oops…go back, I screwed up - and here are next week’s lottery numbers as a little apology for the confusion. You’re doing a fine job down there. See ya in about 48 years.”
Just to point out that this questionnary has been borrowed from Bernard Pivot’s “Apostrophes” (he interviewed writers, not filmakers). James Lipton was one of the guest of the last Pivot’s TV show when he retired.
- What is your favorite word?
Yes.
- What is your least favorite word?
Boob(s)
- What turns you on?
Gentle kisses on my body.
- What turns you off?
Being groped.
- What sound do you love?
Water - just about any water in motion.
- What sound do you hate?
High-pitched shrieks, such as a toddler throwing a tantrum.
- What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck (sorry, Mom)
- What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Acting. Or something artistic.
- What profession would you not like to participate in?
Anything directly involving dealing with the public (customer service).
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Well done, Good and Faithful Servant.
1. What is your favorite word?
Karma
2. What is your least favorite word?
Hate
3. What turns you on?
A great smile
4. What turns you off?
Cruelty
5. What sound do you love?
a soft moan - not necessarily sexual
6. What sound do you hate?
Nails on chalkboard
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Archaeologist
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Paramedic. A true calling and society owes a lot to them. I couldn’t do it. i have a weak stomach and am terrible under pressure.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“Well Done, Dude” I think god would say dude.
I thought the Pivot show was Bouillon de Culture?
Anyway…
1. What is your favorite word? It’s a tie between ‘malheuresement’ (French) and ‘acetylsalicylic.’ I just love the sound of those two words.
2. What is your least favorite word? Prick (as in penis). It doesn’t offend me or anything, I just think it’s a stupid word.
3. What turns you on? Quiet confidence.
4. What turns you off? Ignorance.
5. What sound or noise do you love? Thunder.
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Screaming. Especially when it’s done by a grown woman. (Knock that shit off!)
7. What is your favorite curse word? ‘Fuck,’ and the myriad ways it can be used.
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Editor.
9. What profession would you not like to attempt? President of the United States of America.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ‘You were right.’
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What is your favorite word? Mommy
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What is your least favorite word? Booger (eww!)
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What turns you on? Laughter
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What turns you off? Excessive body hair
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What sound do you love? Male voices in chorus
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What sound do you hate? A fork scraping a plate
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What is your favorite curse word? Fucking hell
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What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Musician (I am tone deaf)
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What profession would you not like to participate in? Law enforcement
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If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Close enough. Let her in.”
1. What is your favorite word? lunch
2. What is your least favorite word? anus
3. What turns you on? I like women like I like my beer: tall, dark, thick and bitter…and a foreign accent helps
4. What turns you off? willful ignorance
5. What sound do you love? a 12-string guitar in open-D tuning
6. What sound do you hate? a screaming child
7. What is your favorite curse word? I rarely vocalize it, but “Jesus fuck” frequently finds its way to the front of my mind…
**8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? ** professional musician
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? customer service for a computer company
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “Beers and dogs are out back. Your old man’s waiting to see you.” Of course, I mean that metaphysically.
Yes. Yes he would.
1. What is your favorite word? It’s a ties between ‘frugal’ and ‘alembic’ - I just like the way they sound.
2. What is your least favorite word? Gay (as an insult). I hear it far too often online and it pisses me to no end.
- What turns you on? A nice smile and a kind personality.
4. What turns you off? Bad body/mouth odur and repetitive stupidity.
5. What sound do you love? Laughter.
6. What sound do you hate? Glass breaking.
7. What is your favorite curse word? Damn it.
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Musician and acting. Heck, if I had any talent I would be a bit of an attention whore.
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? Anything in fastfood.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Hey! We’re flattered to see you up here, but Non-Demomination-Religously-Unspecific-Paradise is two doors down on your left.
You know, I skimmed through this whole thread, only bothering to read what everybody’s favorite curse word is. I think that says more about me than answering the 10 questions would. (Mine is “fucknut.”)
Favorite word–Catamount
Least favorite word–Impact used as a verb “This will really impact the…”
What turns you on
Sexually–Wouldn’t you like to know
In general–Curiosity
What turns you off–humorlessness
what sound do you love–water (except for dripping faucets)
what sound do you hate–screeching
Favorite curse word—Shite!
What profession would you like to attempt–Philosophy, but only for the money.
What profession would you not attempt–Middle management
If heaven exist what would you like to hear god say when you get there–James Joyce is out back. He says you owe him a beer.
1. What is your favorite word?
Precipitous and taciturn.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Slacks. As in trousers.
3. What turns you on?
Kindness and a generous spirit.
4. What turns you off?
Willful ignorance and petty jealousy.
5. What sound do you love?
The sound of Yosemite Falls in Yosemite Valley. Especially at night, when you’re going back to your room or cabin at Yosemite Lodge, and it’s mostly all you can hear. Glorious . . .
6. What sound do you hate?
Someone’s blaring car radio, making everything within a block vibrate.
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Crap.
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Pianist or seamstress.
9. What profession would you not like to participate in?
Nursing. (Not that I think it’s bad, or that I’d be bad at it, but I’ve had a peripheral (sp?) taste of direct health care and the coworkers and environment were so toxic, so, never again. My sister was a nurse and says that nursing isn’t nearly as toxic as what I witnessed, but too late. Never again.)
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Welcome, your family members and loved ones who came before you are eager to see you again. Oh, and Mr. Sibelius and Mr. Goldsmith have written some new music and they are eager for you to hear it.
[ul][li]What is your favorite word?[/li]Lullaby
[li]What is your least favorite word? [/li]Poverty
[li]What turns you on?[/li]Sexually: My husband’s smile. Generally: public speaking/performances.
[li]What turns you off?[/li]Arrogance and deceit
[li]What sound do you love?[/li]My children laughing.
[li]What sound do you hate?[/li]Jets flying lowing overhead.
[li]What is your favorite curse word?[/li]Bugger!
[li]What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?[/li]Novelist
[li]What profession would you not like to participate in?[/li]Soldier – I respect what they are trying to do and honor their bravery but I couldn’t take up arms myself.
[li]If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?[/li]You did well. Welcome home.[/ul]
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What is your favorite word? Czechoslovakia. Go on, say it out loud - you’ll see what I mean.
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What is your least favorite word? Cunt.
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What turns you on? Good hands.
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What turns you off? Bigotry.
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What sound do you love? Ocean.
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What sound do you hate? Train horns.
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What is your favorite curse word? Fuck.
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What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Refugee relief worker.
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What profession would you not like to participate in? Waitress.
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If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your grandparents are right over here…
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Heinous. I don’t know why.
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Don’t really have one.
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Perfumes and cool breezes on warm days.
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Bad breath.
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Guitars.
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Beeping noises.
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Dickweed.
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Baseball player
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Mine.
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I don’t hate you.
1. What is your favorite word? kalamata, serene
2. What is your least favorite word? maggots, nigger (hate even typing those)
3. What turns you on? quiet beauty, white cotton panties, confidence
4. What turns you off? men who wear a lot of jewelry, apathy
**5. What sound do you love? **the sound of snow falling in the dead of night
6. What sound do you hate? bratty children, loud exhaust on little pussy cars
7. What is your favorite curse word? fucker
8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? sculptor, but only if I had a lot of talent
9. What profession would you not like to participate in? sewage treatment worker
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? “You actually earned points by questioning my existence and deciding not to follow either herd. Now you know the answer. Welcome. You’re family is waiting for you in the lobby.”
:dubious: Cosmo’s a girl…
It gets better:
Cosmo:
1: Defenestrate.
7: Fuck.
9: Medicine.
Me:
- What is your favorite word? Defenestrate
- What is your favorite curse word? Fuck
- What profession would you not like to participate in? Doctor
So, maybe we’re perfect for each other?
Hey, have you used defenestrate in normal conversation? Makes for funny stories, that word does…
- What is your favorite word?
Apparently
- What is your least favorite word?
Bubbly. As applied to personality. It’s okay if it refers to bathfoam and the like.
- What turns you on?
People with an edge to them.
- What turns you off?
People who are patronising.
- What sound do you love?
A nice concertina will sounds gorgeous even if it’s it’s just one note being drawn.
- What sound do you hate?
People having a very serious argument in a room or house next to your own.
- What is your favorite curse word?
Bloodyhell. (I made it one word)
- What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Translating books.
- What profession would you not like to participate in?
Anything that goes against my principles is worse than anything hard or unpleasant.
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Preferably nothing. I hate people telling me what to do and that includes any hypothetical deities.
My answers:
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What is your favorite word? Onomotopeia
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What is your least favorite word? Dude
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What turns you on? Red hair, nice legs and a sultry stare
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What turns you off? Smoking
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What sound do you love? French horn
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What sound do you hate? fingers sliding along guitar strings
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What is your favorite curse word? Pox
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What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Law
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What profession would you not like to participate in?** Medicine**
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If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ** I’ve been keeping your seat warm.**
**1. What is your favorite word? ** ‘blabbermouth’ - don’t know if this is an official word but my mother uses it and I think it’s funny and very evocative 
**2. What is your least favorite word? ** any made up corporate word like ‘pro-active’ or ‘conversate’ or ‘interface’ used as a verb for talking with someone
**3. What turns you on? **My boyfriend and good food
**4. What turns you off? **Bad smells, rodents
**5. What sound do you love? ** Cello
**6. What sound do you hate? **fork scraping of teeth or any scraping metal (shudder)
**7. What is your favorite curse word? **bollocks
**8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? ** Doctor/ Barrister
**9. What profession would you not like to participate in? ** Dentist
**10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? ** 'Hi [name]. Welcome. Everything’s all right. It all makes sense and this is how…