I know you’re an Attention Ho wanna-be, with a penchant for aluminum foil who is currently going insane. 
:smack:
As am I.
G’night.
All I know is you’re way too young for me to be having this recurring fantasy about you, a swimming pool full of lime Jello, and a lemur on a leash.
I may have said too much…
Baker is a prison doctor, Vivalostwages lives in Kansas City, SkipMagic has met Phred Phelps, and Quodqop the Mercotan is a part time English professor married to Aunti Em.
I may have a few things mixed up…
Cicero drinks to excess.
This is Mrs Cicero’s file speaking.
wtf?
Cicero drinks to excess.
This is Mrs Cicero’s file speaking.
Indeed. Duuuuuude, you are SO messed up.
Can’t y’all tell where I live from my friggin’ sig? Did I not tell some of you folks repeatedly that I teach-a the English and that I am also an Ass Spec [assessment specialist]?
I know for a fact that you, NCB, work in some fashion with furniture and furnishings and remodeling and restaurant layout and please stop me right this second if I have fouled it up. I also know roughly when your birthday is, at least the right month, and it is around the same time as Aesiron’s.
How’m I doin’?
I know you suffer horrible migraines and can’t take Topamax, and are curently trying to find something to help. And you’re young, high school age, maybe?
And your sig always makes me think of that Bill Murray line in Groundhog Day when he says, “Morons, your bus is leaving.”
And Bambi, yes, you’re very close. I teach Preschool, older 4’s and young 5’s. Sort of a Pre-Kindergarten.
Well, by now, you ought to have my gender pegged, but what else? Yeh, cats, but how many? What else? Huh? C’mon, I’ve left enough breadcrumb trails, after all.
You have … eight cats, right?
And you’re female. And older than I would have guessed. And you also have horseys!
:eek:
Very good! Although I’ve rehomed one that was miserable being an indoor cat, and she’s now a wild, free barn cat. So it’s down to two black female cats, and five orange tiger boys.
I haven’t taken significant part in an MPSIMS thread for a while now. What do you know about me?
I remember you’re a dude.
That’s about it.
Nope, it does stop there. It’s just a birthday list. 
If anybody is keeping files full of the other stuff, I’d sure like to know also! 
I do that too… but usernames leave impressions that can be hard to get rid of. It’s taken me this long to shake the image of the blonde lady from the “bitter beer face” TV commercial where she says it in German.
I was shocked to see my name in the birthday thread - next to the correct birthday no less :eek: .
What else do you creeps know about me?
And is it called the SDMBDB?
Upon starting that first birthday thread so long ago, I did make some rather “small” files about certain dopers and other “things”.
But, of course I’ll never tell 
That you have a sidekick named Pancho. Go ahead, deny it.
This is fascinating: I want to see someone say things they know about me, and at the same time, I don’t want anyone to really know things about me. Or at least not too much.
Just don’t make stuff up, unless I’d be flattered, 'K?