What’s the difference? I just finsihed a whole bag, by myself, in the last 5 hours, without even realizing it.
The only difference I can tell is crack doesn’t come in Cool Ranch flavor.
((Blinks twice))
!!!
((Runs to Patent Office))
Hey, you got crack in my Doritos!
You got Doritos in my crack!
Um … wouldn’t that be a bit uncomfortable?
-Dirty
I like how the OP neglects to mention if it was a bag of Doritos or a bag of crack that was consumed.
You made a bag of doritos last 5 hours is what I’m trying to figure out… that’s Pretty Good…
snort 
Give me the bag of crack any ole day. Doritos are icky-nasty. Bleh.
Actually, I’d much rather go for some good restaurant-style tortilla chips and guacamole. Oh yeah.
If Doritos are crack, would that make Ruffles the heroin of the chip world?
5 hours? Pffft, around me a 200g bag of Doritos will survive, at best, the length of one Simpsons episode. The 300g bags require a brief intermission, but no longer overall than Law & Order.
but both Crack and doritios make you constipated, so perhaps there is a connection.
Crack won’t make your pecker turn orange while watching porn.
:: choke ::
Thanks, now I need to clean my monitor from the sprayed coffee. 
Unless you eat an entire bag of the WOW! Doritos (with Olestra) which has the exact opposite effect.
Well, would your grocer break your legs when you fail to pay him for a bag?
Well, would your grocer break your legs when you fail to pay him for a bag?
Well, would your grocer break your legs when you’re slow to pay him for a bag?
Now that’s how you can tell when you’re on acid.