Just in time for Valentine’s Day, I have invented the world’s first artificial intelligence-based sex talk generator. Unfortunately, “Doug” got a little wet (don’t ask) last night, and now the phrases he says are not your traditional sweet nothings. So if you’re looking for something a little more-- what’s the word?-- “askew” to shout out to your lover this weekend, just give me a “hey-oh” and I’ll post your custom-made sex phrase right here for the world to see.
Also, if you wanna post pet names (for each other, not your actual pets, unless your actual pets will be incorporated into the evening’s activities somehow) or favorite foods, Doug can usually incorporate them into the results.
Happy Valentines Day, and let’s get NSFW you weirdos! Who wants a sex phrase, slightly askew?