How do you ahve sex?
It’s a good idea to start by finding a person with a brain.
Great, Persephone now I’m laughing so hard people are looking at me.
Don’t tell it, we don’t want to breed more of them.
Is SexyBaby95 a poster-child for Birth control?-
but in all seriousness, start coming back to the boards when you are old enough to know what a wee-wee and a cha-cha are…
and “SexyBaby095” for someone that doesn’t even know what sex is?
isn’t she a symptom of the disease we are trying to cure?
Learn how to read too…this is OBVIOUSLY a General Question! (Or perhaps a Great Debate?)
I vote for great debate, Sexy is obviously pondering the philosopical ramifications of the question in the OP.
And this is where being a moderator becomes tough.
:: flipping a coin :: heads - close it for being so boneheaded, tails - keep it open for the possible entertainment value.
Tails it is … for the time being, at least.
Euty, does that mean we can point & laugh & make fun of the newest addition to the SDMB ranks?
Please oh please oh pleeeeeeeeeease??? Can we? Huh? Huh? Can we? 
Me personally? Well sometimes I get behind, sometimes I like it in the kitchen or outside.
When i’m feeling particularly “aroused” I like to dress my fiancee up like an oompa loompa and I pretend to be Willy Wonka trying to get her to taste my everlasting gobstopper.
and you? 
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*Originally posted by pezpunk *
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Aww, man. That movie already creeped me out beyond belief. Now you had to go and put that image in my head?!?!
Now I have to go scrub my eyeballs with Lava soap.
Just how everlasting is your gobstopper? 
Ohmigod I’m talking dirty on the internet. Don’t tell my kids!
Personally, I think this is an interesting question, but it’s probably more along the lines of IMHO. You see, the bilingual Sexybaby095 accidently misspelled “ahava” which, as everyone knows, is a Hebrew word approximately meaning “to like.”
So Sexy was taking a pole. How do you all like sex?
No, she was asking HOW to “take a pole.”
oh, dear lord…
sigh
…sloooooooooowly…
And better yet, it helps if you yourself have a brain.
(How did this person find her way onto the board? How disturbing…or maybe it’s a he.)
“Up the ass, Jim.”
Why, woody, I didn’t know that you were Polish. So there are specific techniques in the Old Country? Do tell.
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She’s obviously wondering about how to pole dance.